Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11780) - you totally deserved it (4694)
On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)
They grabbed the butter he had in his pockets. Grease that belly!
#5 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:51am by nokillnobeepbeep
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt133/xXxEmoBoyToyxXx/COW.jpg
Artists rendering of the scene.
#6 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:09am by The_Advice_Guy
Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga?
Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard.
(cue Andrew W.K. song)
#7 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:20am by Brave_Sir_Robin
I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air.
That is worse than both choices you provide.
Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.
That's a great image. It made me imagine a giant spider trying to attack the citizens of New York, but getting stuck in one of the Brooklyn Bridge arches. Halps!
Are you for real or are you just ripping off the Yotsuba&! manga (or something similar)? If it's the former, FYL - that really sucks. If it's the latter, get out and don't come back.
#11 - On 10/27/2009 at 9:14am by blastvortex
I'm actually concerned here... you say the door was jammed when your daughter was in her room... ever occur to you that maybe your daughter jammed the door herself, and you are basically violating her privacy? The getting stuck in the window has gotta be karma.
ya? Im sure the daughter said "Daddy my door is stuck" Or something... jeeze its common sense.
#20 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:50pm by nazooer
Depends on how old the girl is. Hell, maybe she was having some 'alone' time with a banana (or cucumber), and didn't want her dumbass father coming in and spoiling the fun.
#16 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:25am by XaosZaleski
It's called respecting your daughters privacy. Ever think that maybe she purposly jammed it so she could have some SPACE and PRIVACY you suck at being a dad
#17 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:26am by XanimalloverX
Resourceful? If you were resourceful, you would have just figured out a way to get the damn door open. Now your kid is really trapped: can't get out the window or the door.
#19 - On 10/27/2009 at 11:19am by FerrariCake
It depends if you were wearing pants or a skirt... and then if wearing bikini undies or granny-pannys.
My daughter is 8, I'm pretty sure she wasn't looking for "alone time" and that she couldn't hold the door shut while I tried to open it.
Did you have cartoon characters push on your arse until you were jolted free, sent flying, and thrown for a few somersaults, until you finally collided with the opposite wall?
#26 - On 10/27/2009 at 3:07pm by Witchcraft
what make you guys think the OP is fat? you don't have to fat to be stuck in a window or get stuck into something. and the window could have been small.
#29 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:55pm by blackberry1993
I don't know why everyone is hating on the OP. This is one of the truly funny fml's. It's one you can easily imagine, and isn't one that is an obvious fake like a lot of others. Just imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor stuck in a window. I say FYL and I'm favoriting this one since it's in the true fml spirit.
#30 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:56pm by GreenHacker
The worst part was definitely having to watch your daughter finish wth her vibrator because she didn't think you were resourceful enough to deal with her "jammed" door.
