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Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14801) - you deserved it (5796)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)

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