I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air.
That is worse than both choices you provide.
Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.
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Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga?
Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard.
(cue Andrew W.K. song)
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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