Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3249) - you totally deserved it (66365)
On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)
(+2)You have a lot of money, you can pay for the medical expenses.
#16 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:25am by Ajjas013
(+5)This is so fake it isn't even funny. No parent would do that and besides it's impossible to play Farmville nonstop since the shortest growing time is 2 hours. More like a sad attempt to get high on the "Most Deserved" list.
#50 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:42am by ISellHerbs
(+1)I was going to say that too, you can't play farmville all day and especially make money,like the OP was saying..things have to grow..and yeah 2 hours is the min. What a lame and fake fml..how did this make it through
#52 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:51am by pancakes_n_syrup
(+2)Fake. Farmville can't be played nonstop, you have to wait to harvest things, which take at least 2 hours. No one would just be staring at some crappy animations for the time in between. Also, it's called Farm Cash and Farm Coins, not Farm Money. Someone who plays the game nonstop all day should know that.
#85 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:41pm by bugmenotmofo
(+1)I think the OP meant they were on Farmville all day planting, harvesting, and waiting for plants to grow. If the OP is willing to ignore all phone calls to play it's not that much of a stretch to think she'd stare at a computer all day waiting on crops to grow.
(+1)Believe me, you can. My mom can sit at FarmVille/FarmTown for upwards of five hours. She's been known to be on for up to ten. There is a lot you can do, especially if you have a lot of friends or multiple accounts (she made one alt, and harvests my "dad's" farm which he didn't even want, she just logged in as him one day and made him both a 'Town and a 'Ville).
So yes, one can waste many, many hours on these games.....
#102 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:04pm by YourMooseyFate
(+1)As horrible as it sounds, she didn't know her son was in the hospital and she might have been known to get calls from telemarketers. I think she should have answered the phone after it rang more than once, but its none of your business what she does with her day, as we are all on FML writing comments and this site takes up a lot of time.
#137 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:51pm by TenebrificTurtle
(-3)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
SHE A BAD MOTHER THAT FUCKEN BITCH FUCK U WHORE
(0)Angry much. She is not a bad mother. Stuff happens. I am not saying that she shouldn't have answered the phone, but she took a break for the day. Taking care of kids is hard. You guys take days off. What she chooses to do with her day is her business. Yeah its terrible the school tried to reach her, but she is not a bad mother for one bad thing happening that wasn't her fault (her kid breaking his arm) and then thinking that nothing bad would happen.
Op you should have answered the phone though.
#174 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:54pm by TenebrificTurtle
I think it's sort of irresponsible when you have children that are in someone else's care not to even check the phone (assuming she has caller i.d.) when it rings... especially if it rings repeatedly. I won't go as far to cuss the woman out and assume she's a bad mother because I don't know her, but that was really irresponsible. I mean I don't even have kids but I always check my caller i.d. on my phone when it rings.. even when I'm playing sims 3. That is saying a lot.
#188 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:19pm by Loverfli
(0)We don't know how far the phone was. A kid is at school six to eight hours a day. The call about her son getting his arm broken might have been happening later in the day. I understand what she should have done, but the one day she takes a moment to herself is the day something goes wrong. I just don't think people have the right to curse her out and call her a bad mother for trying to take some time for herself. Children are hard to raise. Sure its not the best game in the world, but its free. She was most likely online with people. I mean, people are not required to be glued to the phone.
#189 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:42pm by TenebrificTurtle
(0)Of course, I'm single and childless, but I do the same thing: let voice mail pick up my calls and, then, check my messages as I have time. This is just an unfortunate situation. Perhaps, she should let her phone calls go to voice mail--but check it VERY often, as she DOES have a child (at least one). But let's not judge her unless she's ALWAYS playing FarmVille while never giving her kid(s) the time of day.
#204 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:12am by AinsleyJo1952
(0)You ignored phone calls for a video game? That's a classic sign of addiction. YDI YDI YDI
#229 - On 08/09/2010 at 4:16pm by KingZaneXII
(0)It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"
#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:09am by Vertoule
(+1)Raped him to death with a garden trowel?
How would that...even work?
Actually, don't answer; I'll keep thinking about the cute Farmville turtles instead
(+6)I clicked YDI after reading the word Farmville. Didn't even have to read the rest to know you deserved whatever it was that happened to you.
#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:11am by disney_blonde
(0)Agreed. Any FML with the words "Farmville" or "World of Warcraft" means they automatically deserve whatever happened to them.
#23 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:39am by I_Smell_A_Fake
(+1)Don't forget drinking and trying to impress someone.
#57 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:16pm by TheLetterZero
(-1)Wow, you were too busy playing farmville to answer your phone? How damn important is a virtual farming game? YDI.
#6 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:12am by supergamer94
(+2)That will teach him to mess with your Farmville time. Kids these days, always wanting attention.
#7 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:12am by nokillnobeepbeep
(+1)I'm pretty sure these sit around for a few days to get moderated so this was probably sent in some time this week. "Today" isn't really today.
#49 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:40am by flylikemusic
(0)*for a few months. They have to be moderated by FML team too.
#109 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:49pm by arienh4
(0)if im playing a game, I will set the phone down near me. If it rings I check the caller ID on the phone screen to see if I want to talk to that person or not. Next time keep the phone next to you.
(+1)Wow... you are the worst mother alive for wanting to just play on the computer instead of caring about your son
(0)She didn't know that her son had broken his arm when she was playing dumbass.
You still deserve it though.
(+1)doesn't matter... she obviously cares more about a game then whats going on around her. She's unfit to be a mother.
(+8)Lol, imagine if you actually did pick up the phone.
"Hello si-"
-"MAKE IT QUICK!"
"um, yes sir. You se-"
-"OMAGAWD MY MOTHERF*UCKING STRAWBERRIES ARE WILTING"
"..."
#14 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:24am by TrippingOverAir
(+1)Win! LOL but seriously Farmville is a terrible, terrible game, I'm ashamed I know ppl who play and have turned down invites about 7 times!!! Fucking freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#127 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:54pm by Dcvictorious
(0)#127 I'm more ashamed by the people I know who use more than one exclamation mark and type LOL in capital letters because it's louder than lol.
Oh.. and definition of freak: a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed.
Playing Farmville doesn't make them anymore unusual than your retarded excuse for typing.
Grow up and learn to not be such a douchebag.
#129 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:34pm by captainhusspants
(0)aww look at little captainhusspants getting all huffy and pouty when someone makes fun of his widdle Farmville game!
#167 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:34pm by expen_dable
(0)I would look up definition of twat but I saw your picture and din't bother.
Immature- I'm immature for not playing farmville and using explanation marks and LOL- which if you look through here- I'm sure you'll spot.
You're a twat because you point out I have poor typing...oh no, whatever shall I do?
God job you don't know me or I'd have knocked your teeth in for being a smartass prick who plays Farmville.
Grow up and stop looking up defintions, twat.
#168 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:37pm by Dcvictorious
(0)"capital letters because it's louder than lol."
When people do not use speech as colloquial as yours, all acronyms are capitalised. So shoosh, or you might get your facts wrong again, we all know you could cry for a day or two. That would make me feel very guilty.
(0)Btw your definition nicely sums up what you Farmville Freaks are. Thanks for summing yourself up there.
#175 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:04pm by Dcvictorious
(0)weirdo, YDI.
it's okay if you enjoy playing that game and do it a long time, but you should still keep paying attention to other stuff too.
(+1)Shame on you. I have some very useful advice that could help you and your family; GET A LIFE!
#17 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:28am by hellokimmiee
(+1)That doesn't even make sense. To say, "if you have a kid you shouldn't be a retard and play on the computer all day, ignoring everything and every one!!" that's one thing. But to say you shouldn't have a facebook??? You are an idiot.
However, OP should have her kid taken away because obviously (if it's not fake) she is a neglectful parent.
#27 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:46am by j_rock1981
(+1)Actually, facebook was originally developed for COLLEGE networking and you needed a university email to even register, so by those standards a 16 year old is just as out of place as a 30 (or 40 or 50) year old is.
(+4)god damn... i hope your kid walks up while you're playing farmville and clubs you in the neck with his cast.
1st of all, you are a parent, that means you have to at least pretend to be responsible, and 2nd, that game is dumb as shit..
imagine this through the eyes of your kid, he's playing at school and having a great time, then he is experiencing the worst pain of his life and when the school nurse tells him that she's gonna call mommy and everything will be OK, your cunt-ass was ignoring the calls and leaving your injured son terrified.
i realize breaking an arm isn't the end of the world, but when you're a little kid, it seems like it just might be sometimes, and the only thing they want is for someone to comfort them and to feel better.
please try to learn what being a parent is about, because you obviously have no clue.
#29 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:52am by guitardedman
(+1)Forget fuck my life. FUCK HIS LIFE. He should posting this on here for having such a terrible mother.
#32 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:00am by attack_yourself
(+1)#32 is right. I don't really see how this is an FML for you. Your kid is the one with a terrible mother who'd rather play a virtual game than keep tabs on her real life, and as a result, let her child suffer. You're a cunt.
#35 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:04am by TheOtherNewest1
(0)WOW.....that's some great parenting. You couldn't take a moment and check the caller ID?? YDI for being a stupid ass.
(0)are you seriously that much of a horrible parent?
maybe you shouldnt be the one raising your child.
:/
#36 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:05am by carpediem19
(+1) This should be an fml: Today, I was at school playing on the jungle gym, when I feel and broke my arm. The nurse told me she would call my mother to come take me to the hospital so everything would be ok, but my mother never answered. Why? She was too busy playing farmville. FML.
YTDI. Whatever happens as a result too you is too good.
(+1)It's not like she knew it was the school calling. It could have been anyone and, besides, who calls during the day anyway? I know when I'm home, it's usually just a bunch of telemarketers and no one wants to talk to them.
#40 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:12am by insaneNcontent
(0)wow way to have no life you faggot. farmville is gay anyways. why dont you go outside and plant some real stuff like the rest of us. you will actually have done something worth while at the end of the day. YDI. i hope your son runs away.
#43 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:21am by epicwinmaster
(0)Though the OP most definitely deserves the shame and embarassment of this, you should most definitely not being using the words gay, and faggot. First of all, a faggot is a bundle of twigs the gets thrown in a fire. And back in the day, when people weren't as openminded, they would call homosexuals this, meaning that they are worth nothing and should be burned. Do you really think that because someone is not attracted to the opposite sex, that they are worth nothing in life? Think before you say things, and stop being a homophobe. They're people too.
#83 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm by Hairpastafreckle
(+2)YDI.
You and my mother should really get together some time. Her rampant FarmVille/FarmTown addiction causes her to forget to do really important shit like pay my college tuition bills. Now I have a hold on my student account and won't be able to register for next semester's classes until she pays it. That will be your and your child's future if you don't GTFO those stupid games as soon as possible. You already have a great start with this incident. Good job.
#45 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:25am by YourMooseyFate
(-1)That sucks. I ignore my phone all the time. Just because someone wants to chat with me doesn't mean I have to stop what I'm doing. Erm.. I don't have a kid though, so.. dunno. :/
(+2)You're a horrible parent. I hope your son gets his revenge by messing up your farm and spending all of your money.
(+1)When Farmville, or any other online game for that matter, interfere with your life that badly, that's a sign you need to stop playing them.
#64 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:39pm by MeganTBone
(0)its not tht bad of a thing, my mom has been playing it for months and i'm only a little late for school each day
#65 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:39pm by CatherineARE
(0)FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've played Farmville, and ITS LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE TO PLAY EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY. The shortest amount of time some of the plants need is two hours, and unless you were rearranging your farm for 2 HOURS, then its practically impossible to play all day.
Plus, answering a phone call doesn't stop you from gaining money. And phone calls don't take much time. Its not like she couldn't have gotten up from sitting behind the computer to answer her phone for a few minutes.
And, I've never met someone who completely ignores the phone ringing multiple times to sit at the computer and basically just sit there staring at it because they want to gain money.
There's no way she could have played Farmville ALL DAY and not answered the phone. fake fake fake.
(0)I love how you all say it is absolutely impossible to play Farmville all day, when it isn't. I don't believe the bit about raking in dough, but it isn't impossible, and plenty of people sit there on video games day in and day out with their slow grind, making little progress for hours on end.
So no, it isn't impossible, this FML is entirely believable, even if she's lying about raking in the dough.
#76 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:10pm by Shuinoshina
(0)You should read my reply to #52, because it refutes your argument and it's bad Internetiquette to post it twice in the same thread.
#103 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:07pm by YourMooseyFate
(+1)farmville is so addictive. and actually the shortest growing time is one hour. but still that's ridiculous.
(+1)You are a terrible Mother.
This is not an FML for you but if you son wrote it it would be something along the lines of
Today, My Dumbass Whore of a Mother was too busy trying to be a young whore on facebook and playing fucking stupid ass facebook games to answer the phone when I broke my arm. Now it is infected and I have to get it amputated. Thanks mom I could have kept my arm but now I have to cut it off. FML
#70 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:56pm by bullshitdetector
(0)No, F your son's life for having such a lousy parent. What the hell is wrong with you? I hope DCFS comes a-knockin' one of these days and yanks your kid away.
(0)and this years worst parent for 2009 is.... dun dun Dun farmvilleholic mother who left her poor broken boned son at school while she "farmed" it up on facebook horay! *claps* fyl
(+1)farmville is not that important... or that fun... what if it was a phone call from a mystery burgler trying to hold your son hostage while he was on the way home from school?? just saying. you should let youself off the hook for this one, but consider it a warning for youself next time, to leave something non important for something possibly important. my best friend was in the same situation..
#87 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:00pm by xoluvinshayxo
(0)How much Farm Money did you end up with?
Buy your son something Farm-y to make up for it!
:/
#88 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:10pm by Witchcraft
(0)Yeah you are a horrible parent. Absolutely horrible. I don't believe this is real but if it is your child should be taken away from you.
(0)You are a prime example of someone who should've never had children.
#93 - On 10/24/2009 at 2:45pm by ParadoxEngine
(+1)u dumbass- when u have family obligations u play farmvill? i hate that game!
is it just me or am i the only one noticing how more old pple play the game more than kids
#95 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:12pm by jessxoxo28
(0)Fake. You can't make Farm Money, don't be ridiculous.
#98 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:32pm by lonerinlove
(0)Even if the school did leave a message, she probably wouldn't have gotten up to check it :\
#104 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:09pm by YourMooseyFate
(0)Parents shouldn't even have facebook anyways...it's just wrong.
#107 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:28pm by scateice
(+1)Okay. If you were getting phone calls ALL DAY, some of them are bound to be important calls. Like other people said, it only takes a sec to look at the caller ID...and it's not that hard to distinguish between a telemarketer number and a local number. And a few minutes' worth of conversation won't take away from earning fake money on the game...seriously now. -_-
#108 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:42pm by doodles88
(+1)Ok seriously what ADULT gets stuck on a 2 hour game?
#110 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:20pm by emoscreamo7
(+1)farmville sucks soo much dick. it's the most repetitive game ever
#113 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm by rbueller77
(+1)Wow, that's so weird. The phone just rang here, but I was really into reading all these fml's so I was debating whether or not to answer it... good thing Im not a super douchebag, otherwhys I would have missed the fact that my kid got in a fight and I had to pick him up.
Good job...
#114 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:58pm by SuperDouche
(+2)Yeah, you're just like my fucking Stepmom! She cut me off from all birthday gifts, christmas gifts (cards included), random care packages, and won't even let my Dad send me checks when I need them because "I don't ever call her", while the fact was she was too busy playing Farmville to pick up the damned phone OR call me back when I left messages!
Farmville ruins lives. And It's not even that fun. ANIMAL CROSSING has more replay value than fucking Farmville!!
(-1)honestly your children should be taken away. this is seriously one of the most irresponsible things i've heard of any parent or adult doing.
(0)Not really. I mean, it's a little irresponsible but it's definately not the most irresponsible thing I've ever thought of a parent doing. How could she have known that it was her son's school calling? Granted, after the third or fourth time it called, she might think that someone might be wanting to get into contact with her, but it's not like the school weren't taking care of the kid.
I mean, I put YDI but I've definately heard of more irresponsible things.
(0)omg #117 and others chill out.... his kids should NOT be taken away...
#120 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:45pm by explodingpupppet
(0)"Today, I fell off of the jungle gym and broke my arm. It hurt so bad! My school kept trying to call my mom, but she didn't answer even though she was at home all day because she was too busy playing a computer game. FML"
#124 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:38pm by aprilrain47
(+1)I hope his father had a word with you, you stupid cow.
#125 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:46pm by Dcvictorious
(+1)This is not really FML for you more like a FML for your son because you were so busy playing a game to pick up the phone.
#126 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:52pm by blink831forever
(0)You not only fail, but make me sick. I can't HAVE kids and would love to, and you are too fucking busy playing Farmville to attend to your child. Fuck you.
#130 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:37pm by lway2009
(+1)YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR SON FALL AND BREAK HIS ARM!
Kidding, just kidding. But answer the phone next time ya dumb dumb.
(0)At last Facebook did something good.
Now you know you're a TERRIBLE parent.
#133 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:00pm by Desmonard
(0)Do you get really into games (or any other attention grabbing thing with a screen to stare at) while he's home (and awake) too? And this question would only bother someone who had some guilt eating at them...
(0)"Today, I fell off the jungle gym and broke my arm. The school couldn't get a hold of my mother. She was playing Farmville all day. FML."
You are a horrible person and a horrible mother. I sincerely hope child services takes your son away from you.
I wonder how many nights he's gone hungry because you're too busy playing computer games to feed him.
#135 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:34pm by AndreaHatesYou1
(0)Holy crap! YDI, for being a freaking moron. Farmville's not one of those games that you can't walk away from. Nothing's going to happen to your animals or your crops if you step away for two minutes to answer a bloody phone call. I hope the school called DCS on you.
(0)The shortest turnover time on Farmville is 2 hours....what were you doing that you had to watch that two hours go by looking at the screen? I bet your house is a mess and your kids are dirty and unfed because you are too lazy and busy watching TV and playing FARMVILLE...
I'll tell you though, if you're one of the morons I am supporting with my tax money, please give up your kid and get a damn job.
(0)this is exactly the kind of thing I would expect from someone from alabama
#141 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:35pm by SkydiverGoose
(0) farmville is fun I agree, but the shortest time is 4 hours. Really. it's not like all those strawberries are gonna die if you answer a phone call.
ps you must be a really patient person if you can stare at a bunch of pixels for 4 hours without doin anything
#142 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:39pm by Bloonbloon
(0)YDI for playing farmville, I can't stand people who play that game. It's like the people who play wow, those games are way too time consuming. You have real world responsibilities, spending too much time on computer games ruins relationships!
(0)I really hate when people start a sentence with "come to find out."
@OP: I'll spare you the "YDI for playing farmville" stuff and just ask if your name is a reference to pro wrestling legend stu hart?
#145 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:44am by DynamicDave
(0)1) If this IS real, you totally deserve it for playing Farmville all day.
2) I miss the days when Facebook was only for college networking and you had to have a university email to sign up and there were no stupid applications and games to play.
#146 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:00am by valuemeal2
(0)I was going to say something about good parenting and whatnot, and then I saw you were from Alabama. 'Nuff said.
(0)Will someone please explain to me what is so good about that game?
#151 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:36am by jane99
(+2)Please don't tell me you actually got off FarmVille just to pick up your injured son from school and take him to the hospital. Where's that poor ugly duckling going to go if you aren't there to take it in? Heartless b****rd.
(0)You don't have caller ID? How much time does it take to divert your dead glazed over farming eyes to the phone to see who's calling. Playing farm chores and making farm money?! So, why not get a real job on a real farm and make real money? Oh, wait... That's not as much fun it's much more fun to see your name on a leader board for having no life other then staying on a game making play money then to go see your son in the hospital.
So, what you brought him home and went right back to the game, right? It sickens me that people get so caught up in games and their net friends that people have forgotten the real world. So, how many times have you not picked him up because you were having oh, so much fun.
*holds up a hand rubbing my thumb and index finger together.* This is the smallest violin in the world playing my heart bleeds purple piss for you.
Bring the caller ID closer to your dumb ass next time so you can see who the hell is calling don't just ignore the phone. Because next time it might not just be a broken arm, it might be someone calling to tell you that your house is on fire, or your car is rolling down the street.
Stupid people make me sick and this site shows there is a mass abundance of them all over the world. STOP BREEDING. >.<
#155 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:43am by imago
(0)i'm not sure if your life sucks more than you deserve it or the other way round. because your life really does suck that you're fully grown and playing farmville. OH DEAR.
x
(0)Which is why you ALWAYS answer the phone, especially if you have kids that aren't with you at the moment.
I'm 16 years old and was in a car accident a couple weeks ago. Guess how many times I had to call my parents before they finally answered? About 10. They sure wish they'd gotten up to answer it the first time.
#160 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:05am by allihall127
(0)YTDI for putting a simple Facebook game higher priority over your son's broken arm
#162 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:22pm by phonetrubl
(0)There is no possible way you could deserve this more. Fuck that game, seriously. FarmVille is becoming the new WoW.
(0)Actually, you can play all day. If you plant your stuff at different times, it's possible to harvest constantly, also depending on how big the farm is.
#165 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:34pm by SynfulPinion
(0)you are an idiot, and a terrible person/mother, and you obviously lack a normal level of human intellect if you can be sucked up into some facebook game for that long. You probably smell funny too, from being so immobile.
#166 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:35pm by whiteycubano3
(0)Thats pretty pathetic. I hack that game, lvl 80 in 30 seconds.
#170 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:11pm by ReecesPieces
(0)ydi for playing farmville. farmtown is so much better!!
#171 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:52pm by L0VEPiNK07
(0)Yeah, if you have kids you need to answer the phone if they aren't with you. You never know what could have happened.
(0)how do you play farmville all day? it takes hours to grow stuff? what were you doing? just sitting watching the screen. your retarded.
#176 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:56pm by wowyourbeat
(-1)SHE DID NOT KNOW her son had broken his arm. Lay off her. I am sure you have never done anything stupid before... right? You never took time for yourself? You never thought, hell I am stressed, lets do something that doesn't involve work. She was on facebook talking to people, playing games. Do you not understand how stressful raising children is? Motherhood is one of the most undervalued jobs in the world. So someone takes the day off from life. It is only because she is not supermom and didn't all of a sudden know her son was injured when she decided she didn't have to answer the phone for telemarketers and people who might just want to talk.
#181 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:48am by TenebrificTurtle
(0)way to be an involved parent
you couldn't take the 5 seconds to pick up the damn phone?
#182 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:14am by bookworm_x
(0)guess what!? THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, YOUR SON IS DEAD!......im just joking of course........
#184 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:00am by EveryDayJackAss
(0)This Is NOT A FML !!!
Moron! Be glad your son is still alive!
#190 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:19pm by Sucks2beYouxD
(0)Not an FML. Just bad parenting. Or FAKE bad parenting.
#191 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:26pm by Professor59
(0)ppl who still play Farmville shouldn-t have kids! I mean, grow up! As I was reading "
I was playing Farmville all day...but I kept ignoring them " i thought it was a teenager writeing the post!
(0)there are millions of things more important than farmville. If you don't want sales calls, get caller ID, and when you don't have caller ID, pick up the friggin phone! Especially if you have kids!
#196 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:19pm by whatsisface
(0)Man, that happened to me when I was kid, except that they actually did get a hold of my Dad, he just didn't show up until many hours later. By then my arm had started to set and it healed wrong. On the other hand now I can bend my arm in a way that grosses people out and that's pretty awesome!
#198 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:14pm by molacolacake
(0)Wow. You can't really say your life sucks, because you MADE it suck for yourself because you're too addicted to a stupid Facebook game. And so therefore you had to post it on FML because you feel sorry for yourself (and hell, you probably posted it on Facebook too, after you finished working on your electronic farm). Get a real farm, and a life.
#199 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:14pm by numberthree131
(0)Your life is beyond pathetic. How the hell do you even have a child? Grow up.
#201 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:39pm by littlegrlbigwrld
(0)Your life is beyond pathetic. How the hell do you even have a child? Grow up.
#202 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:41pm by littlegrlbigwrld
(0)wow 85, its pretty obvious you're more obsessed with farmville then the person who wrote this fml. why would someone lie about their kid breaking their arm?
#206 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:12pm by stepup0220
(+1)Today, I fell off the jungle gym and broke my arm. The school called my house, but my mom was too busy playing a game on Facebook to pick up the phone. FML.
#209 - On 01/19/2010 at 5:28pm by Edenbeam
(0)u just deserve it 4 playing farmville, it's a stupid ass game
#216 - On 03/21/2010 at 9:41pm by brianjman14
(+1)The funny thing is that she's going to be surprised when her son doesn't ever call or visit.
#221 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:30am by juturnaamo
(0)You're just like those parents in the news that ignored their own child because they were raising a fucking virtual one.
You know what happened to the baby? It starved to death.
You are a terrible parent and I bet you're a fat ugly bitch too.
Don't have a child if you won't take responsibility for him/her and would rather spend your time on farmville making FARM MONEY.
#226 - On 07/14/2010 at 11:39am by LovelyRadio
(0) My brother broke his arm on the jungle gym too when he was 3. thank God Farmville didn't exist back then my mom is obsessed with that game it's sad.
such a stupid and pointless game
#227 - On 07/20/2010 at 7:57pm by SeaNDouble
(0)At least they called you. I broke my arm in the second grade and they refused to call my mother, even though I went to the nurse 8 times complaining of how much it hurt and begging to be allowed to look up the number myself so I could call my mom.
#228 - On 08/01/2010 at 1:07pm by SexiAmber1990
(0)F*ck YOUR life? F*ck your child's life. I feel sorry for your kid, and hope Social Services took your child away and gave him to a better home, you horrible bitch.
(0)your a bad person i would be so mad if i were your kid and you didn't answer your phone... :|
#232 - On 09/02/2010 at 1:20pm by iheartyou007
