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Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:07am by aslate

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It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:09am by Vertoule

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