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Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (1811)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:46am - kids - by NikkiiFireStarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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I hope your copy of Def Leppard's "Pyromania" was OK.

#17 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:42am by perdix

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The kid has talent. Enclosed fires can be difficult to control.
Tie him up and force him to watch you dismember his Tickle Me Elmo, though. HDI

#14 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:33am by mercyFML

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