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Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (2076)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

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