[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

#5424247 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (12023) - you deserved it (24429)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

More FMLs?

MaKaDa's life also sucks
Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to...

Riskreh's life also sucks
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort....

DusterOverBits also deserved it
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by