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Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant.
Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...
It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014