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Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54590) - you deserved it (22532)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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