Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

by Noca / 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

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  • You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant.
    Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

    #2 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:37am by Tehalon

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  • It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

    #6 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:44am by CrimsonKnight

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