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Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50860) - you deserved it (2772)

On 09/21/2009 at 5:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Jon and Nancy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes someone else's baby in the carriage!
Nancy leaves Jon and takes the tree
D-I-V-O-R-C-E

#9 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:20am by HarlequinHatter

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time for someone to die.

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:10am by KillU2009

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