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Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8106) - you deserved it (34217)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by almostmugged (man) - United States (Illinois)

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