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Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (49097)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by almostmugged (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Mafia leaders see their daughters during the week too. What's wrong with you?

#1 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:02am by redbluegreen

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They had their daughters with them at the time?

If so, then you're an idiot.

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:02am by Tedet

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