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Today, I was with my seven year old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24413) - you deserved it (3021)

On 09/12/2009 at 11:31am - kids - by nosexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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