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Today, I was with my seven year old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 11:31am - kids - by nosexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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this fml makes no sense. its not like anyone in the store knew what she was talkin about.

#2 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:06pm by Lancerman7449

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i honestly don't understand what this is talking about and why it's an FML...

#3 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:08pm by shmoop

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