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Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30468) - you deserved it (3227)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

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