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Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you totally deserved it (923)

On 09/04/2009 at 7:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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umm? press charges and sue for assault.

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:08am by Lehk

sorry, we live in the UK, where we don't sue for the simplest of misunderstandings! We aren't all money grabbing bastards here!

#19 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:21am by TimmyM

Took the words right out of my mouth.
In America, you trip over a pavement and sue the paving company, the shoe company, the homeless person who saw you, and your parents.
In the UK, you get over it. Lol.

#23 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:21am by magicwings

So, so true :')

#24 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:55am by LewJH

ah great stereotypes but after living in america for almost half of my life i can tell you in the uk its just as bad as in the us. in the uk someone tried to sue us and take down our fence because they didn't like the wood we used for it, someone climbed over that 2m tall fence and broke their ankle, we got sued because they trespassed and got hurt. in the us someone tripped on a sidewalk in front of their house, got sued and had to pay to have it fixed when the town was the one who paved it. people are greedy everywhere

#25 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:20am by RockyII5

And in Brazil you make a joke about it.

#26 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:28am by leiziueyes

yeah, only because they are learning how easy it is after seeing the Americans do it. Heard about something similar once, some kid climbed a fence to trespass, ripped his trousers on the way down and wanted the council to pay.

They laughed his fucking ass right out the office and he never got shit. Thats how you treat people. You don't compensate them.

#30 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:59am by TimmyM

Yeah, seriously.
I hate the suing culture in America.
It's just pointless greed. It's bullshit.
In England people get the fuck over it.

#33 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:49am by Kel_x

@ 19, its not about money ... its about justice, anyone who attacks a good sarmantian should be punished

#36 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:15pm by sjbartholome

I don't think we sue much in America either.....except for that lady that sued McDonalds over the hot coffee. That was just lame. -__-

#40 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:12pm by Ichigoner

Uhm...He didn't accidentally trip on anything someone PURPOSELY hit him. That is when you actually sue. This guy obviously attacks firsts then talks later and that isn't okay.

#44 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:51pm by dtp882

The McDonald's coffee incident was for safety reasons, too. The coffee turned out to be far too hot to be legally safe for human consumption.

A lot of the time, things don't get changed unless a loss of money is involved. It's not always just greed.

#47 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:08pm by parallel

Or in the UK you bitch more about it. Stuck up, yellowed teeth, ugly fucking English cunts. Do me a favor and take that worthless redundant behavior off of FML and go outside and meet some friends.

#50 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:44pm by Jincos

Correct me if I'm wrong #19, but isn't it also kinda illegal to curse? I mean, it's not like if I say "Fuck" and they send me to jail, but like, I insult my friend and he sues me... Am I right? I mean, I read in a magazine that someone got sued for swearing. Still, I may be wrong so fuck it.

#51 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:24pm by fawfulster

If you actually knew anything about the case, you would know that McDonald's was repeatedly heating their coffee to temperatures that exceeded regulations and was not safe for consumption. The judgment against them was more for punitive measures to ensure that McDonald's actually took the case seriously. Something like $7+ million in punitive damages, and a couple dozen thousand for hospital bills.

Also, the woman suffered serious burns all over her body, including her back, and it was quite serious. A person shouldn't be served a drink (something meant for consumption) that hot.

#53 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:05pm by nomo

I don't usually do this, but in this case, I just have to, and I am surprised no one has already called you on this matter.

You Sir, fit the term "Nitwit" in the most complete sense I believe I have ever seen. Stupid? Check. Foolish? Check. Lacking sense or understanding or judgment? Double check.

I would strongly advise you to do your research, or at least have somewhat recent knowledge of events that are taking, or have already taken place, before you post your insubstantiated and dim-witted opinions of said events.

Now to correct your uneducated post, I would bring forward the following relevant facts and and will link to several sources of the case of Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.

First and foremost, if YOU ACTUALLY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CASE, McDonald's was not "repeatedly" heating their coffee to temperatures that exceeded regulations. This was a corporate decision, studied, planned and executed in every McDonald's franchise in the United States and Canada. I would point you at this time to an internal memo provided at the trial stating these facts, but sadly, it no longer seems to exist within the confines of the online world. I could rant on and on about why this was done, but I will let you research the material yourself with the links I am providing below. I do apologise for not putting in footnotes, but the FML comments do not support HTML.

Secondly, skipping to the end of your post, Liebeck did not... let me capitalize that just to drill it in... Liebeck DID NOT suffer serious burns all over her body. A vascular surgeon determined that Liebeck suffered full thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body, including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she underwent skin grafting. Liebeck also underwent debridement treatments.

Third, I would strongly advise that you either refrain from making up random numbers off the top of your head, or head back to pre-school and learn how to read numbers that surpass the three digit mark. I say this to lead into my next point, which is that of the compensatory damages and the punitive damages that she recieved.

The jury, after applying comparative negligence (In laymans terms, that basically means that the damages awarded to the plaintiff was considerably less then what it might have been, owing to the fact that Liebeck was found to be partially at fault), awarded Liebeck US$200,000 in compensatory damages, and $2.7 million in punitive damages. Quick fact: The jurors came about this number as a way of penalizing McDonald's for approximately two days of coffee sales, with the average sales amount being an average of US$1.35 Million.

Not at all shocking, these figures were lowered considerably by the judge, with the final payout being set at $640,000. This was appealed by both sides, and later an undisclosed amount believed to be less then $600,000 was settled outside the courts.

Now then, when all is said and done, don't you just feel like a complete jackass? I really hope this helps you learn, even on the internet where arguing is like competing in the special olympics, a winner is still a winner even if nobody else gives a shit. So check your facts, or somebody will come along and pwn your ass.

References:

1.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants
2.) http://www.officer.com/web/online/Editorial-and-Features/The-27-Million-Coffee-Spill/19$36556
3.) http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:WVz8pVUYQuQJ:www.csb.uncw.edu/people/eversp/classes/BLA361/BusLawCases/Liebeck%2520v%2520McDonalds%2520case%2520file.records%2520destroyed.doc+court+documents+for+Liebeck+v.+McDonald%27s+Restaurants&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk

#54 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:00pm by GEFStryker

shoot down that helicopter parent with your lawsuit rpg

#60 - On 02/20/2010 at 2:03pm by reyemrein

Oh wow doing something nice and get bucked. FYL

#2 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:08am by ciaobella

You were tryna run off with his bike to do hoodrat stuff with a frann', right?

I think your punishment should be no video games fo' a whole weekend.

#3 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:11am by allmidnighteyes

To the post above: Fuck you, leave him alone you pansy ass bitch motha' fuckin hood nigga' lovin' 'ueer fgot

#29 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:57am by TheHeroOfTime

lmao latorian milton

#34 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:51am by pyroanarchist23

I thought you were joking, actually.

#37 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:46pm by cs26

Suck a dick 27, and go Youtube Latarion Milton. Fucking twatwaffle.

#48 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:30pm by allmidnighteyes

"Twatwaffle"? I'm stealing that

#49 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:14am by capital_seven

I would have slapped the kid...he had to have had a role in this.

#4 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:12am by mikesok988

You should have punched him back and told him to help his kid himself next time.
FYL. And Fthekid'sL for having a father like that.

#5 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:14am by dudeitsdanny

Was the 12 year old boy really on old lady with groceries?
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4942849

#6 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:15am by xpxp2002

EXACTLY! Thanks for that.

#35 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:52am by la_vie_en_rose

You shouldve beat the dad with the bike =p jk. But at least explain what was going on to him.

#7 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:17am by shadowryder

yea, only you should take it one step farther, and explain what really happened, then while hes distracted you knife him because your still mad about him punching you, problem solved =D

#16 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:51am by brutallyhonest24

this was clearly an ambush set up by the boy and his dad as a father/son bonding experience. you should feel grateful to have participated.

#8 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:17am by jellyfish_ftw

LOL that's what I was thinking!

#15 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:50am by sexymessy

Also what I was thinking, why wouldn't the dad help the kid?

#22 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:44am by Musje

9th

#9 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:19am by xBIGD525

NO ONE CARES

#10 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:22am by jellyfish_ftw

Oh I do hope your life's dreams are fulfilled now!!! May the whole world rejoice that you are the ninth person to comment on this post! Oh joyous day oh joyous day!!!

Please to be going to mother nature now and asking "I can has life?"

#12 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:34am by Lancer873

The people say that say their comment number aren't as bad as the people who complain about it -_-

#39 - On 09/05/2009 at 1:42pm by Person1233

YOU'RE A TOWEL

#41 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:03pm by jellyfish_ftw

no sir, you are literally a towel.

#42 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:59pm by TimmyM

Lubriderm !

#45 - On 09/05/2009 at 6:51pm by airplanefood

"...I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down..."

And then you fight back, even though

"...I ain't as good as I once was
My how the years have flown
But there was a time back in my prime

When I could really hold my own
But if you wanna fight tonight
Guess thouse boys dont look all that
Tough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was..."

#11 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:26am by ireply_w_lyrics

...............damn you. now i'm going to have that song stuck in my head all night. i hope you're happy.

#13 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:43am by jellyfish_ftw

uhm, its pretty late (at least where i am), so ull be goin to bed soon anywho.
And which one? It appears that i have posted 2 :O

#14 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:45am by ireply_w_lyrics

I read your name. And now my life is complete.

#31 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:00am by TheHeroOfTime

No good deed goes unpunished. This is why I don't help people anymore.

#17 - On 09/05/2009 at 4:10am by Luckster

#17 your so right.

#28 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:42am by jdmchick

Grr. I'm gonna have that Im Not As Good As I Once Was song stuck in my head. x_x Its a good song though. Not exactly related too much to the FML, but whatever.

#18 - On 09/05/2009 at 4:28am by SusanaSaysRawrxD

and that's when the bike begins it's journey back down the hill, grazing rock and clearing new paths :]
... bip... bip... bip...

#20 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:25am by mercyFML

That sucks big time. People need to stop jumping to conclusions. Sure, okay, if you think somebody is stealing your son's bike, you won't ask the thief because they'll just run or something, but come on. If everyone had a half a penny for every time somebody misunderstood something or took it out of context, or just plain ol' jumped to conclusions, then we'd all be millionaires. It really is true. No good deed goes unpunished. But on a side note, the 12 year old kid couldn't bring up his bike? Why didn't his dad help him? Are some bikes really that heavy? Or was he just weak or tired? Anyway, FYL.

#21 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:46am by OhhxGoshhxAri

throw the bike over the bridge. it wud clearly show that u did not want to steal it. then the dad wud be all "i guess if u wanted to steal it u wud not have thrown it over that bridge. lets be friends"

#32 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:02am by beastly13

Kyle: Why didn't you buy any cards, Stan?
Stan: I can't spend any money. I'm saving up for that bike I want.
Cartman: HAHA, saving money! DOHHH!!!

#38 - On 09/05/2009 at 12:48pm by f0rg3t_m3_n0t

The guy who punched him posted an fml i moderated it. This guy is suing him lol

#43 - On 09/05/2009 at 5:01pm by futch26

why wouldnt the dad help his son carry his bike up the stairs?

#46 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:24pm by NDnation44

No good deed goes unpunished.

#52 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:01pm by nomo

I wish someone would do this to me so I could flatten them.

#55 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:15pm by roobear

is everyone in the uk a total ass? Stop stereotyping the US, UK is just as bad as the US

#56 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:54am by Sp1tfire

hit him back while yelling that if he doesn't help his son he should expect someone eles to

#57 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:46pm by WhyworldWhy

WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Thtz Sooo Funii HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

#58 - On 10/17/2009 at 10:03am by ShouqiiCullen

Throw the bike off a cliff

#59 - On 01/24/2010 at 3:35am by alex13013

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