Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - kids - by Ben (man) - United States
well at skool wen the teacher were talking to the kids about PMS it came up that u now have a choice to get pregnat. and I was laughing so hard cos someone asked wat if u just get pregnat. the Teach said ask your mom. then she asked does giving birth hurt. akward for the teachers. lol
#116 - On 03/14/2010 at 10:29pm by kiki123_55555
my thoughts exactly.
also, what did her teacher say? if i were him/her i would've laughed so hard
#50 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:39pm by maipinkbear
Agreed. I don't think embarrassment would be the problem. The problem would be trying to keep from laughing so hard I wet myself.
#107 - On 08/28/2009 at 12:17am by primadonna9396
this sounds like something from the movie Babe... o_o
#60 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:00am by earcleanernuns
ahahahahahaha, hey, its true! At least you won't need to have the sex talk xD
#6 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:33pm by kionnalexus
haha, he probably will...considering, she didn't actually come from there. but wow. that's hilarious. it might not be funny now, but when she grows up, you can both laugh about it. and if it's still not funny, you can either laugh about it or embarrass her. It's a win-win situation.
#10 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:39pm by curryndricegirll
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Ok. If ur reading fmls on ur iPhone app, the comments don't get updated as fast as they do on the website. So if u see no comments, chances r that ur comment is 20-something or later. And even if u r first, whoopi fuckin do!!! No one gives a shit, n I just bury the comments that say "first!!".
yeah, I hate that comments can be buried. I mean I don't care when the 1st are buried but other times when people bury comments just bc they don't like the position that person takes it annoys me.
kids kids kids. *sigh*. but lmfao dude! i'm glad I'm not the teacher in this position! kids always do put us in awkward embarrassing situations.
What???? Where the hell did you get that from? I've never heard of that. Ever. And btw, when people try to "shelter" their kids too much from the "world", they end up getting fucked up later in life when they "come out" and see the world for what it really is. I have a friend like that. But I was introduced to the concept of sex when I was maybe 7 or 8, I don't even remember. As a child I was very mature, and I grew up really fast. My dad quickly learned the effect of letting a 6-year-old watch movies rated "R", but he had the sense to sit me down and have "the talk", which turns out to be one of his smartest decisions raising me. And now, I'm 18, and I don't have the many misconceptions teens have about sex (no pun intended. Really).
most kids know about sex when they're about five or six. It doesn't really mean anything to kids though. Very few kids actually believe in the stork and all that BS, and they put two and two together (two genders).
directed at nypd217 or whatever her name was
I also learned about sex that early, when I was like 4 or 5 and still in kindergarten. I had some kind of comic book thing, telling the story about a couple with two kids, planning on having another baby and the story explained everything, from the sex part, to the development of the baby in the uterus, the birth and taking care of a newborn. And also what you can do if you don't want a baby (not in detail, just mentioned real short)...and to this day I believe that this is one of the reasons why I, even though I had sex as a teenager, never got pregnant...because I understood from a VERY early age how ALL of it works.
Some girls know about the pill and condoms, yet they get pregnant because they have NO clue what it means when they forget a pill etc, because they have no idea how their own body functions...
#68 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:18am by Puolukka
lols 28. don't usually divulge my references, but it's from a Laurie Anderson song.
kinda obscure, but mostly just toungue in cheek. heh. get it? jokes? :]
Wowww. Some people have no sense of humor. It's a fucking joke douchebags.
#87 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:28pm by ChasinParkedCars
smart kid. then again kids are smarter than people give them credit for. of course while Id be impressed with the kid the teacher is going to be asking you for a conference.
Lmfao that made me laugh. But how is this a FML ? It's kinda cute .
#23 - On 08/21/2009 at 8:12pm by xcuppcakee
I am not one of those guys that go around posting how FML's are fake but this does sound like a joke from Dave Chapelle's "For What it's Worth"
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I'm not the sort of man who goes around raping other men's wives, but I'm gonna rape your wife.
HOLY CRA*!! That is hilarious!! My sister and i were on the floor laughing..! that is sooo funny... but no kids really come from there daddys bal*s
Did you just censor the words crap and balls?
Damn, someone is sheltered.... :\
#81 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:07am by genius_man16
I don't know which one is worse, if she said "My daddy's balls" or "My mommy's vagina."
#32 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:05pm by lover_of_life
FMylife sucks. That's why I don't get on here much anymore go here its much better. http://trynot2click-this.yolasite.com/
lmbo...but if u already knew that she was talkin about sex then u probably should have stopped her before it was too late...and obviously it was lol
They learn about sex earlier and earlier....I didn't have sex ed. until my Freshman year in High School. My sister had Sex ed. in the 6th grade.
And people wonder why kids are having sex earlier and earlier.
Actually, if you look in history, people have ALWAYS had sex at a young age.
Learning about it earlier is a really good thing. I learned about sex when I was five.
#43 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:54pm by elisablueee
I kind of agree, I knew that in 2nd grade sex was a "naughty" word and when one of my classmates said it out loud in class he got in trouble for it. Hehe. I didn't really know much about sex in great detail until around 7th grade. Before that I just had the basic man plus woman equals baby concept.
But learning about it seriously and not taking it lightly is probably very important for kids. If they don't take it seriously, they'll find out when they face the serious consequences that can go with it.
#39
Accually kids today are having sex later now. I mean back 50 years ago or so, kids would have sex around age 9.
But.. Then again most of those incidents were probally with their cousins.. so.
#99 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:18am by deathmage12
Atleast she didn't say "My pussy, doesn't every girl?"
*shot*
#40 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:42pm by Signposthead
Lol no they don't. Everything a baby becomes comes from the mother's body. Cells and all. Dad just inserts the key and turns the engine.
lol!
"who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"our mom says our dad is a real sex machine"
hahahahaha so funny!
Which are "her mommy's balls" if you look at it a certain way.
#53 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:39am by xf0rg0tt3nx
HaHa. Plz tell the teachers response. I can only imagine. What a smart kid. I didn't learn about sex til like 10.
#54 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:19am by Egotistical
that answer is pure win! not an FML or a YDI....just WIN!!!!
#57 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:47am by magichateball
Well, it's always better to be educated, whatever it is you're learning. At least you don't have to talk about it in the future.
my mom taught me about sex when i was 7. & #39......the VAST majority of kids already know about sex before they take their first sex ed class
some one put her up to saying it, i would figure out if she knew what she was saying, don't assume she does.
#70 - On 08/22/2009 at 6:31am by fucentarmal
OK that makes your daughter automatically cool, I don't think your life sucks and unless you're like totally awesome, you didnt deserve it. That should be something to be proud of, commerade.
#74 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:14am by Artyukhina
Can everyone quit pointing out that she also came from her mother's "vag"?
That is obvious.
#78 - On 08/22/2009 at 10:14am by elisablueee
I really don't know what to say on this one. I think it's hilarious..FYL, I guess. Must be fairly embarrassing.
#82 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:22am by Anthony8123
Your 6-year-old knows what "balls" means? Parenting fail.
#85 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:57pm by Pulcherrimus
so your husban had sex with your kid unn little like EWWW cuz it sould like you trying to hide wut u might be saying or she saw or he told her? suck to be you
no sex talk for mommy!! lol if i was that teacher i wouldv lol'd forever. haha
#89 - On 08/22/2009 at 3:05pm by fmlpostwriter
damn i got the talk win i was 10! lol. kids say the damnedest things though
#92 - On 08/22/2009 at 9:07pm by mclaxin1115
LOL I usually absolutely hate kid related FML's but this wins.
#93 - On 08/22/2009 at 9:55pm by mercedeslove
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#95 - On 08/22/2009 at 10:20pm by littlemessalina
I'm sorry but that is frickin funny. I think the teacher found this years favorite student.
#96 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:39pm by blondebutterfly8
As a future teacher I love this!! First child to say this to me will be given a gold star. Complete win!
#98 - On 08/23/2009 at 12:46am by imameankid
I seriously laughed out loud! I would have laughed until I cried if I were her teacher.
#101 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:00pm by girl_oftha_year
You see it is bad for children to learn sex at a younger age. the cute girl should have said, " I came from my daddy' nuts and mummy's pipe".
Cute kid you got there. =] But, hey, look on the bright side, you don't have to have the birds and the bees talk. x]
#105 - On 08/25/2009 at 9:00am by Cheyenne_Is_Me
ROFL! if anything, this proves that ur life is awesome! i hope my kid is like that when i have one!
i thought i was clever telling a kid to go back to his dad's balls when i was in 5th grade.
ur kid's a genius!
#109 - On 08/30/2009 at 12:19pm by Jessticle85
I've seen this one before. The orginal one is exactly like this only the daughter is 5 and she says my Daddy's ball sacks.
#111 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:00pm by LilMizzMolly25
my 6 year old just recently became curious about his "happy sack" - and also noted that babies come from penises. the joys of parenthood - and correcting kids with convictions!
#113 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:18pm by special_agent_j
