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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (7150)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Omg that is hilarious. Really insensitive though. I mean, that's true of a lot of children but that's not a nice thing to broadcast, you know? But maybe he's a great dad and just has an outrageous sense of humor.

#8 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:08pm by dramakat11

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You should wear one that says "I could've swallowed her when I had the chance" and have like, an arrow pointing...

#14 - On 08/14/2009 at 5:10pm by repyourcliche

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