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Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

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thats funny lol
after she said "im talking to my teddy bear" i woulda been like
"yeah so was i"

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:18am by Emmett_Luver_101

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She definitely loves you. But Kids aren't sappy like that, so they'll never admit it.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:38pm by Lindsey

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