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Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56614) - you deserved it (4264)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:26pm - kids - by unluckycounsellor (woman) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

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ewwww bad day...

#2 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:45am by Topguy

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see, this is why I'm just really not fond of kids... FYL

#11 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:52am by TheChanel

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