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Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.
I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014