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Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58679) - you deserved it (4514)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

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So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.

#2 - On 06/28/2009 at 7:35am by xOpheliacx

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I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?

#6 - On 06/28/2009 at 7:40am by stringoffail

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