Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 12:11am - kids - by Al (man) - United States (Nevada)
Lmfao when i read this at first i read "her father RAN ME OVER...." I was like WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
lmao then i re read it... still an asshole
The little girl just made a mistake! attack the dad, assholes.
#140 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:52am by truelyawesome
I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!"
That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.
#2 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:10am by redbluegreen
Yeah, seriously. These people need to be told where the fuck to go when they start lipping off for no reason.
Well, ignorant parents can't have all the fun with bad insults.
#18 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:26am by redbluegreen
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What did the word "douchebag" have to do with the incident? Kinda didn't fit in.
Another reason why i hate kids. They have no vision more than 2 metres in head of them. I managed never to crash into anyone when i was about 5. Kids are such morons these days.
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One of the most ignorant comments I've seen in a while. They are kids, what do you expect? There are only a few kids that just manage to run into people, they are just the ones that are noticed since you won't notice the kids that won't run into you.
#35 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:46am by Alexgoesfml
Dumb people can do two things in life: get drivers licenses, and have kids. It is a sick, sad and cruel world.
My mom always told me drivers licenses was fate's way of thinning the gene pool.
#6 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:19am by redbluegreen
ROFL. Hahaha, that's so true - except good, innocent people get hurt by arrogant assholes.
#16 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:19am by darkwar4ever
his ankle probably hurt a lot, he couldn't do much if it hurt enough for him to think it was broken.
Wow that sucks..... by no means is this your fault, but maybe be a little bit more observant... i'm pretty sure most people are able to move out the way or atleast say stop when a little girl on a bike rides by
#8 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:36am by WhyMe1_2_3
That's why they used to put horns or bells on bikes so you could warn someone instead of just knocking them down.
Of course, he blames someone else because his "little angel" could -never- do anything bloody wrong...dumbass. >.<
I hope your ankle feels better soon!
#9 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:43am by Needlestick
Love that reply. "of course his little angel could never do anything wrong."
#115 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:42am by Coffee_Kaioken
Douchebag? What kind of a moronic idiot trying to be his daughter's best friend says 'douchebag'?? Keep her on a leash if you have issues..
#13 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:04am by ForWhatItsWorth
your response should have been: "keep a better leash on your spawn, asshole."
#15 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:14am by McLaughlane
Just another reason I am in favor of mass sterilization. Think of all the benefits of population control: plenty of food for everyone so nobody starves, reduced carbon emissions so global warming is controlled, less crowding in cities, and fewer retarded kids riding their bikes into your ballsack. It's win-win.
#17 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:24am by ArthursLifeSucks
I agree 100% but think about it, that's kind of what Hitler wanted. Lmao. Except I think he took a litttttttttle bit of a more direct approach. XD
#72 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:43pm by gvschmidt94
I would advocate not only mass sterilization, but mass extermination. Just extend the death penalty so that all criminals are executed, no matter what the offense. Littering = death. Shoplifting = death. Running a red light = death. And so forth.
that sounds vaguely reminiscent of Cat's Cradle...probably a little extreme, but you're on the right track.
I totally agree. But another thing, everyone should take a proper IQ test. If they're within the range of "genius", they can be allowed to procreate. Otherwise, the human race would cease to exist. Make sure they're attractive and healthy too. also complies with Darwin's theory that inadequate beings die, and superior beings live to procreate the best offspring.
#92 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:13pm by _Mish
I AGREE
and if that little girl killed herself, she'd probably be given a posthumous Darwin award. :)
I know plenty of smart people who know shit about parenting. This better be a damn good quiz hahaha.
#102 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:48pm by Existantia
Isn't that an early ST:TNG episode? Lil' Wesley was gonna get smoked for walking on the grass?
Anyway, parents like these make me sick. Their precious lil' Snotleigh can do no wrong. That's gonna work out jusssst fine for her out in the real world. =/
maybe a tax on people who have kids that have a combined IQ score under certain level. anyone under that combined shouldn't have kids. so an idiot should look for a genius xD, so atleast one parent would raise the child smart. maybe in dreamland
That's happened to me before. I was walking and this kid on a tricycle ran into me from behind, tripping me up, and his mum decided to shout at me instead.
Assuming she hit you from behind, FYL. And I hope your ankle is okay.
Screen at he has no right to just run up to you and call you a duece bag because you are my duece bag
i would have got up, punched him in the face, stabbed him in the nuts, and screamed "you're right, i am a fucking douchebag"
#29 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:32am by cicilkight
That's when you say to the girl your dad has good advice and maybe you should try it
#31 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:34am by stxchickshortie
That guy sounds like a caveman. Don't worry though, if your leg is broken now than you will be well equipped to cane him next time.
Nothing beats smacking an idiot with a walking stick.
Oh wow, you got owned by a little girl.
Seriously though, that father was an asstard. I hate parents like that.
Did you write this while you were on the floor?
You didn't have to say that you were "Sure that your ankle broke" you could've just said that your ankle broke :P
#44 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:46am by reggiecide0
Dude that sucks, and why the hell do people say "You deserved that"????? You didn't deserve this at all man. People only say it if its true!
#45 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:48am by redheadfreak929
Some parents are just hugh douch bags themselves and now his kid is probably going to end up being a douch also. I think all douches should be staralized to prevent further doucheness! =) lol
#46 - On 06/22/2009 at 9:50am by missbrunettgirl
That's when you rip off your own foot and start beating him with it.
#48 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:03am by DamienTheRabbit
it depends on where the kids hit him. Like, behind the knees or something if the kid was small enough. Plus, if she was riding like a maniac, then it's not that far fetched that he'd lose his balance.
If i were you wife, I would've gotten a fucking rick and his the douchebag right on the head (over his helmet).
Am I the only one who thinks the dad was talking to his 'precious' little girl?
:D
#55 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:35am by CyclonePsycho
well the kids dad needed to be watching her the whole time and walking beside her or something. there are some crazy people out there just waiting to snatch little kiddies on bikes.
hope you feel better!
#56 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:50am by anniesaysbueno
Poor kid. Must've been a stressful and scary moment for her. Hopefully you kept that child's feelings in mind when you reacted.
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#57 is the only worthwhile comment on here. Honestly, all you guys saying that you would have punched the dad, what would that solve? nothing. maybe it would make you feel better, but still.
#58 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:10am by spirited_away33
somehow... If that girl's father reacted by cursing at the victim... I'd assume the little girl wouldn't care what happened to the OP. She's probably the same way. And maybe a punch or kick would sterilize the father so he couldn't reproduce anymore. Making the world a better place.
I hate tiny little kid you can't see them coming there so small. And as for the parents, urghh!
#59 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:17am by nappacabbage
HAHAHAHAHA THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS ME!
But no seriously that sucks ass dude.
#61 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:41am by vampirette_6
little girls on bikes arnt that stealthy i doubt she came out of nowhere your probly just a dumb clutz
Sucks for you if you were legitimately not at fault, but I know as a cyclist that most people just don't pay attention to their surroundings.
well, if ur ankle really is broken, then just sue his ass off!!
#69 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:34pm by JoshuaJosh
little kids are retarded, that's why I'm never having any
#70 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:34pm by crazysk8guy
I loathe rude parents who don't bother teaching their children manners. He could have started with the word "sorry".
god, it's an fml! don't take it so serious! even if it was real, if he DEALLY
#74 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:56pm by badabing94
He isn't blaming the little girl he was explaining what an ass hole the father was... I think your the one who may need to check your intelligence :) Dumb Shit
#114 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:45pm by megpuff
While I wouldn't exactly say it was your fault, it did seem like you were a bit unattentive. Still, not only should the girl have stopped, but her father shouldn't be so inconsiderate -- swearing in front of his daughter and (literally) adding insult to injury.
#83 - On 06/22/2009 at 3:30pm by More_Nonsense
ugh, don't even get me started on little kids and their bitchy parents. FYL, I feel your pain. I hate parents who think their kids can do no wrong, and that the rest of the world is somehow at fault for the stupid things they do. YLIF, my friend.
What a dick . Oh well, Karma; Right ?
He's probably getting punched in the balls right now(;
#94 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:21pm by MarissaGee
Maybe he's an abusive father that was calling his daughter a douchebag....far fetched. but maybe?
#97 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:20pm by mellmcg
I hate stupid people, I would punch that guy in the face(if I wasn't so weak that he would laugh at me LOL)
This is why there should be laws where:
1.) Children up until the age of 18 should ALWAYS be on a leash or harness of some sort.
2.) Ignorant parents should be beaten.
3.) Everyone should have to take parenting classes in grade through high school, take tests to pass, and if they don't pass, should be spayed/neutered for the betterment of society.
You should get up, dust off and tell the little girl she was adopted.
#103 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:50pm by Existantia
That sucks, I hope you had a good comeback or punched him in the face or something.
#104 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:53pm by RandomFool
I wouldve had someone detain the guy and called the cops than had a report written up. Parents are responsible for their kids actions and if he said something like that and you broke your ankle I wouldve sued him for medical bills, pain and suffering, ect. By the way I hope you're feeling better.
#106 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:26pm by iplayrugby18
ok #15 is hilarious and fuck the little girls life. after all she has to grow up with a retarded ass father
#111 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:06pm by 98_PACKERS
You should have gotten your wife to grab the girls bike and ram in to the father while you screamed "And teach your dumbass daughter to ride a bike douchebag"
I hate people.
(The father, not the kid. It wasn't the kid's fault.)
#118 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:59am by mehwhateverr
should have scared the little girl, took the bike, and beat the father silly with it in front of her. Then maybe explain to her that Daddy is a bad person and thats why he's all battered right now, and if she cant learn how to drive a bike proper she should stay off it.
Don't stop with medical expenses. Unless you live in a state that doesn't believe in tort, then it is your friend and ally in getting back at people like this. Slightly shameful; possibly. But it does knock them down a peg or two.
#129 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:10am by mycreativename
I would have taken a hammer and bashed his daughter's face in.
#127 - On 06/24/2009 at 2:34pm by InspiredByGaGa
make the father pay the bill and see who is the duchebag!
#134 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:32pm by Twins_Rock27
Wow, somebody's overprotective. He's probably not going to tell her about sex until she's engaged, the douche.
I hope you got revenge on that asshole.
It's funny how everyone always thinks the OP is a perfect innocent human who did nothing wrong and that they think they will be the best parents in the world. I mean, really? Get over yourself.
#137 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:16pm by scateice
well this is an example if nature verses nurture hope u r ok
#139 - On 01/27/2010 at 10:52pm by 367bri879
