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Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52841) - you deserved it (2007)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:11am - kids - by Al (man) - United States (Nevada)

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I hope your comeback was, "Watch your kid, dipshit!"

That is unless you were facing her and saw it coming. Then, you might've been better off moving.

#2 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:10am by redbluegreen

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What a sick father :S I hope you're OK.

#1 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:09am by nike1

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