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Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49730) - you deserved it (1777)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:11am - kids - by Al (man) - United States (Nevada)

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