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Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (3325)

On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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