Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Awwwwwe how cute

Were you "pissed" off?

Golden shower!

your kid is a dirt bag lmao. i like him.

hes a strong little kid.
wouldnt it be a little hard too lift it and throw
it at your face.

I'd be pee o'd too.

You know whats next dont you? Better get some poop proof clothes.

Congratulations!

Gross get pissed

That is what you get for having kids

Your toddler has the sense of humor of a toddler.

ew.

Toddler owned.

You got R.Kelly'ed by a toddler

Haha. yum.

what a great moment to remember!

Isn't that the kind of thing a parent is supposed to laugh about and clean up? Not say your life is fucked, because it surely is not.

wow he must be really strong
and at least it was just piss and not poop

so what? deal with it, it might have been refreshing

I hate little kids

#2 wins at life

LOl @ #2

He must have been in a pissy mood.

this is sorta cute

#14- HAHA!

OP- Be glad it was piss and not poo.

JARATE BABY! XD
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

Well can u blame him for laughing??

Lol #2

OP: that sucks but... he's a kid, you should be used to gross stuff by now. Still FYL tho

hahahahahahahaha
EPIC toddler u should really be proud of him his hand-eye co-ordination is better than some adultz

#25, I'd prefer poo over pee... It's a toddler, not a baby and it should be normal poo by then.
And I consider it cute that your toddler came right to you when he did it, you must be a really loving mom! I would be pissed of like crap no matter how much I love the person though, but YLICNF.

kids are amazing ^^

You'll remember this like 10 years from now and laugh at these nostaligic memories hahaha no matter how gross it is.

that is so cute, u should be proud of him.

I would have punished him. You do not throw your pee at people! Especially your mother!! And she wasn't "pissed off" she was "pissed on"

OMFG. ROTFLMFAO
That's hilarious.
and disgusting.
Awww I like your kid.
Those are the things you'll remember once he/she gets older. lol
:D

i agree with #32 all the way. you may be mad about it now but just wait a few years and you'll be cracking up about it.

Ydi cause you didn't react in time to move out of the way

haha :) but that's cute xD

Niiiice

At least he's potty trained now-just carry an unbrella till he starts using a real toilet.

I agree with #5

#2 ha totally stole that comment exactly from me on the FML about the guy who peed in the shower.
fail. :)

I wouldve laughed too to be honest with you

Enroll him in a little league team, the kid can throw...

lol... how heavy do people think PLASTIC potties actually are???
I mean... He probably has heavier toys

did he then straddle you and teabag your forehead?

#30 How could you possibly prefer to have poo thrown on you? Haha wee smells less and is easier to clean! I have learnt that from fostering two 3 month old pups this week...lol

Sounds like a charmer.

Hahahahahaha #45

Every oarent has been peed on numerous time, definitely not a FML. Save the story for the wedding day.

Urinific!

Ha ha thats great but yeah he is your kid and you have to think about stuff before you do it so its not much of an FML more of your choice to have him and they go through those stages.

And now you have a very embarrassing story to tell in the future every time he brings a girl home! You'll laugh, she'll laugh, he'll want to die.... ;)

I guess that must be why other parents are waiting till their kid's five before they start potty-training. Cowards. :D

I see a future in the Adult Entertainment industry.

AAAWWWW such kyuuut lil bastard ^o ^

#10, I like the cut of your jib.

you can embarrass him with that at his wedding
'(future wife), make sure he doesnt pee on you!'

I would have laughed too

this is why i never ever ever want children EVER!

FYL indeed, after all, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

kill it.

This is one of those times where I wish there was a 'get over it button'. If this is the worst thing that has ever happened to you in your life, then you must have a really good life.

Wow, fuck your child's life. "Then he laughed."- Well of course he's going to laugh; he's a toddler. If you can't have a sense of humor about things, you're going to make yourself miserable, therefore making your whole family miserable. You deserve it.

thats sucks BIG TIME

WOW #65 no shit its obviously not the worst thing thats happened to her. It's just funny, that's kinda the point of FML. Get a life and stop criticizing other peoples FMLs.

Ew, I can so imagine that, but at least you have a happy potty trained toddler. :)

My kid would do the same thing - WITH A SMILE -

ew thats really disgusting

You know he's going to be a cool kid when he throws his piss at you and laughs =)

HAHAHAHA

hahahahahahaha ewwyyy. fyl indeeed :P

Another reason why people should get a vasectomy.

LOL. Hilarious.

Another reason why i do not like little kids.

I laughed too!

omg i cant wait till my lil man does this to me =_=
xD good laughs tho, gonna remember to fill half the potty with concrete or something before i teach him =P
screw teaching him to empty himself, id rather empty it myself then risk having shit thrown in my face or having him teeter to far to the left or something and get it all on him self

thanks for the warning =D

haha

haha kids!

Hahahha #2! Amazing.

lmao!!

I'll give you the FYL, but FYI, only toddlers use the P-word for ‘toilet’ .

hey thats part of being a mom. learn to enjoy these type of things, no matter how gross it is. haha your kid is awesome though. i did something the same when i was a toddler. haha

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