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Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32026) - you deserved it (7401)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

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Just put out a small backpack with a few changes of clothes, and a note saying "You're getting out today motherfucker."

See how long your kid thinks he knows what's what after a few nights in the real world....

#3 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:57pm by Brandosyn

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i've done that before...

as a teenager i can explain.

i hope i speak for the most of us when i say that we need more independence!

yeah..we may have done something(s) in the past to ruin your trust but either:
1. we truely do know it's a mistake and don't even plan on doing it again
2. we will want to do it again no matter how long we get grounded for it
in the case of two you just need to let us live and learn! don't try to convince us that your decision is for the better because all it does is make us feel stronger about how wrong you are
and try to understand our viewpoints
parents who act like they were never our age and never did anything bad are soooo lame. ( sorry no offence if you are one of those parents )
we will always love you but please eez up on the punishments and protection because truthfully some parents care a little much
hope i wasnt disrespectfull at all
thanks! (:

#4 - On 03/15/2009 at 1:40am by tdogg_737

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