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Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41620) - you deserved it (3169)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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