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Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53079) - you deserved it (4626)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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well at least he knows you weren't real lol
thats a smart "slow" kid =P

#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:20pm by joecoyote

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good for you for keeping your cool
I would have kicked the kid back

#8 - On 06/13/2009 at 2:27pm by HorrorByrd

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