Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

by downlowtooslow / 06/12/2009 at 12:49am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

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    #2 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:03am by OmniFML

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  • You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

    #4 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:13am by Aelaena

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