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Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

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Lol, that's harsh.

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:58pm by 24788

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Why would you say ew because of soap bubbles?

#3 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:59pm by technobutterfly

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