Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34304) - you totally deserved it (6351)
On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Don't you just love children?
I did this to when I was four to my babysitter when she snapped my Barbie in half.
#5 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:12am by redbluegreen
Haha!
Kid: 1
You: 0
This is unrelated but i've been curious for a while. What does OP mean? If someone could tell me, Thanks =D
#7 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:12am by Pressed_4_Time
Oh god that is an awesome fucking kid. He's probably going to grow up to be a great hitman/fighter someday.
lmbo! funniest thing i've read in a long time....i can so see this happening to someone. hahaha hilarious! & oh is that what OP means, i always wondered just never asked...again lol! :D
#13 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:20am by Lifeless_search7
XD woah. I bet he really loved that toy! But how hard could he hit you, he's only a kid.
#14 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:20am by monkeyneve77
this is so stupid. your life isn't fucked you probably just picked the kid up and he couldn't do anything. these aren't amusing unless your life is altered in a way that lasts for more than probably thirty minutes (a generous estimate) in your case. get a life before you can consider it f-ed.
#18 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:24am by el_scorcho
Silly small child.
It sounds quite funny though... FYL.
Seriously, kids are vile creatures anyway.
#19 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:28am by stupidlamb101
YDI you fucking toy breaker. I'd beat you myself if I could. THAT'S LIKE $.50 OF MATERIAL RIGHT THERE!!!!
#23 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:35am by lifeisnotlikecho
I personnaly would have thrown him through a window if he hit me, but whatever...
#25 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:37am by smurfboy15
At least we finally get to read a fml that's not about a boyfriend...
#27 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:43am by bubbles15100
You let some kid beat you? Next time you have to watch him run up to him and kick him in the face. Tell the parents he ran into the wall.
haha ouchh! an umbrella? that's gotta hurt... but at least it wasn't a baseball bat or something...
#32 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:52am by softballplaya822
Alright, r u that much of a goody two shoes that u say " lmbo "? I mean whats wrong with the word ass ... even in a fucking acronym
#34 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:54am by fylcuzthatsfunny
I hate those little cunts that think they can do whatever they want.
#36 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:00am by rocker8877
FUCK YOU #34. is that bad enough for you? i use "lmbo" for my own fucking pleasure, so go suck on fat one asshole.
#40 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:06am by Lifeless_search7
Hahaha u got beaten by a little kid. Sounds like ur doing an excellent job. :) I'm just glad that the kid I babysit isn't demented like that...then again, I've never broken his toys...
Today, I was having a babysitter watch me. He sat on my toy that was $.50! I then said it was cool, lying about that. Later, I hit him with a bat which broke too. Now, he's a toysitter. FML
i don't think a little kid could hurt you all that much. If you were pushed out a window or something then yeah FYL, but this is stupid. I doubt it hurt that bad. It's more funny than traumatizing. Unless all kids hate you that much.
#58 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:00am by LaceyPatrickson
what was it? if it was like a ds or dsi or something like that id be pissed as hell!!! but that kid is a fucking moron
Rotfl at #23. Well since it's a $0.50 piece of material, now it's a one dollar piece of material! Good job KP! Now that's the way to make money!
aha.(:
watch out. he might be a serial killer in a year. don't go back to the house!
fyl indeed...
#70 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:43am by elsieenchanted
WOW! LOL! Definetly favorite. Hahah, this is the funniest thing i've heard, all day
#77 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:14am by koolaidman
I would do the same! That kid is a little genius
s/he is gonna be so clever when they're older haha
SHAME FOR BREAKING THE TOY BITCH
I totally just imagined this in bizarro world form.
Today, I was being babysat. I accidentally sat on the babysitter's cell phone, but she said it was okay. About an hour later, she took out a baseball bat and hit me twice in the face. She told my parents that I ran into a wall. Now I have to see her again tomorrow. FML.
He's retarded I'd get u to pay for it so at least I could buy like a pack of skittles then I'd beat u lol
#91 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:01am by
That sucks but it's funny though lol...never trust kids when it comes to their toys!
#96 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:20am by TriNiBaByDoLL
i was scared you were gonna say something like, "that toy was actually a little boy's leg," haha so i am relieved it was just an umbrella beating
lol that was so funny! I love how the kid planned it out by waiting to catch you off gaurd- he'll grow up to be a fine gang boss :P
If he becomes president, he will win all the wars. Say that you surrender, then launch a nuke at them. Never saw it coming.
#122 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:03pm by SuperSpore
Yea, the kid's a sociopath. That's not normal behavior.
#123 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:08pm by coffeennicotine
If the parents want you to babysit again, demand hazard pay. And never sit where that little bastard can creep up behind you.
You ingrates.
The 228 innocent passengers on board Air Frane Flight did not have the chance to say goodbye.
Hell, here you nuts are ranting about how "fucked up" your life is.
Today I woke up, smelt the morning breeze and was glad to see another day. LML.
#133: How is this fake? Are you one of those douches who go on every post, "calling" a fake? Shut up!
#128: Really? How did you find this site? This is a site for, FUNNY things that screw up or day or whatnots momentarily. Not: "Today, my mom died from lung cancer, I got hit by a car that was going the wrong way on a one way street. My dad bought my dog to the hospital, which was eaten by the man who likes to masturbate to the deceased Bea Arthur in the bed net to me. FML" No you don't so go eat a heaping bowl of stfu and get over it.
YDI: You deserved it.
OP: LMAO. I love that kid.
#138 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:38pm by ohhhhshizzz
Just be thankful that kid was not a baseball player, 'cause then he might have used a bat!
#139 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:43pm by martron3000
I've been beaten with a pole by some kid I was babysitting. For no reason. I hate kids.
#141 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:51pm by letmethinknow
Maybe look before you sit, especially in someone else's house? Kids get their shit everywhere; it's up to you to make sure you don't damage it! I hope you offered his parents to pay for it!
Speak for yourself, 18
why the fuck is it YDI for his spelling? People make freaking mistakes. Don't know about mistakes? Ask your parents, they made one huge mistake, 144.
#145 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:25pm by lifesucks5
HOLY SHIT!!!!! A SMALL CHILD HIT YOU IN THE BACK WITH AN UMBRELLA?!?!??!?!!11>?1!!? ARE YOU OKAY?!??!?!?@@>!?!$>@#!???
Seriously... wtf? "Oh noes, a small child hit me, that's never happened to anyone before, woe is me!"... I could understand the reasoning of letting these through if it was to strictly control for truthful posts... but a LOT of the ones that get through moderation are clearly fake, and there's a LOT of funny ones that don't make it through while this kinda lame crap keeps popping up... I don't mind it being here, but when its here INSTEAD of much better ones it seems weird...
127 - calm the fuck down. Just cool your jets. This is a site about inconveniences, we're not trying to compare to life changing events here. I'm pretty sure every time you experience an inconvenience you're not like "Oh well I'm sure 20,000 people died this hour of starvation, so I've got nothing to complain about." You're allowed to complain, you're allowed to post on this site, stop being such a fuckass.
I think its time for the parents to call Nanny 911..
#148 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:44pm by CourtneyDanielle
you should tell the parents- don't let him get away with that!
#152 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:52pm by bubs_AKA_vermin
Yes because little kids are like ninjas and have the ability to sneak up on you silently, even with an umbrella.
Hey, how's this for a song?
"Dont trust a little kid. Never trust a little kid."
Btw- watch where you sit.
Haa! Hey hes just a kid! And how hard could he have hit anyway? U deserved it!
#161 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:12pm by 4leafedchlover
I laughed so hard.
I LIKE that kid!
He actually thought about what he'd do to you... xDD
#162 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:14pm by Peanu_theGreat
@ #7 +11
Oh i always thought OP meant opinion xD
Lol I'm slow..
#164 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:53pm by DangerousBabee
#166 is right.. What goes around comes around. You broke a toy of his he broke you.
#170 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:51pm by lilmis_cowgirl24
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah kids r funny these days and ppl I'm not old I'm 12
#173 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:14pm by Twinfools2431
And this is why spanking should be allowed
Honestly, he BEAT YOU WITH AN UMBRELLA!? >.> That kids ass would be so red that it would put a tomato to shame >.>
I agree...man...FML! but seriously...a child BEAT YOU??? Maybe you used the word to harshly...but either way..I agree with the others..."demon child" lmao
#177 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:53pm by jenvious513
#127: you shouldnt take this site so seriously. It's meant for funny stories, not everyone here truly beleives their life is completely fucked because some kid beat them with an umbrella or because they spilled something on someone or etc etc. It's just for humor. Ok?? Ok...
OP: rofl
This is fucking hilarious. I love that kid give him a high five for me. Thanks.
#184 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:29pm by IceCream53423
If you get a chance, look at his head and try if you can see 3 6's. If you do, you might not want to babysit him again, you know, as a precationary measure to protect yourself
This is why I will NEVER have children. Haha......that's priceless.
#191 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:28pm by goldshoes09
I would love to see that, can you video tape it next time?
#192 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:00am by IsThisNameTaken
Dis shits sounds hilariouse........ As for redbluegreen: que habladora.... Ya deque eso te paso a ti tambien.... U expect ppl to believe dis exact same shit happened to u too.... Mira coño... U sound like ur puerto rican cuz dey exagerrate der assess off.....
#193 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:13am by papiisantana718
Well, most children have a demonic side hidden in them... the only way to avoid it is to be lucky and not be around them at certain times.
#197 - On 06/06/2009 at 2:38am by Dragodon64
ahahahhahahhhahahaahahhaahhahahhhhahahhahahhahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahaahahahhahhahahaahahaahahhaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaahhaha god. that kid is fucking hilarious ! and no, you shouldnt fucking hit him with a bat . its child abuse you fuckers.
To #18:
1) You are wrong about what makes FML funny.
2) Isn't it a horrible realization that a child is so unintimidated by you that they have no fear to hit you with anything repeatedly?
Srsly, that sucks. I feel for you. My bro would come up behind me when he was 5, hit a body part againts something so it bruised, make a clap noise, and call my parents saying I had hit him...
#203 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:02am by darkwarrior127
He probly ment it was fine... until he found somthin to beat and punish yu with >:)
#205 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:34pm by YungMarlon23
sometimes i hate nannying kids, little ungrateful brats
#207 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:26pm by mariamazing32
i would have done the same ko
gutted for you
mega funny but
#212 - On 06/13/2009 at 7:04pm by rachael007
oo BAMBAM *rollseyes* FYL, but dayyummn that kid must have had one hell of a role model
#215 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:42am by emikonaito
