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Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85247) - you deserved it (4533)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

#5 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:03pm by jeremymg91

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Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

#4 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:03pm by ladycoyote

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