Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes he did! He's lying I saw him drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57082) - you totally deserved it (2387)
On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)
I'm sure you passed the sobriety test anyway, is this really an FML?
Technically, the kid was semantically correct.
Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.
#5 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:03pm by jeremymg91
Same haha. I would get so upset when my mom would drink coffee in the car.
#372 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:46pm by bandaidface
hahah. cute.
yeah if you passed the sobriety test then you're off the hook right?
so no big deal...
#10 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:05pm by maggie_gxx
this one made me chuckle, cause i can imagine a kid doing that. i wouldn't really call it a fml since i'm sure you did a breath test and passed.
#11 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:05pm by baysidebird88
Kids say weird shit, yesterday my friend asked a kid:
"do you wanna come upstairs and we'll all play rock band?"
response: "I've always known i wanted to be a doctor" :)
Being dad of two I feel for you. But do what parent do grin and laugh about it, then use it to embarrass them with it at thier wedding
What to do:
Step 1: undo the kids seatbelt
Step 2: open his door
Step 3: take a corner super fast so he flies out of your car
#22 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:15pm by Ilovelife07
So what? He'll make you stand on one leg, recite the alphabet, and maybe you'll have to take a breathalyzer test. So what??? You'll still pass.
#23 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:15pm by
When I was little I didn't get the "alcohol" portion of "drinking," so when the police would tell us in preschool to make sure our parents didnt drink I'd tell them Daddy drank all the time.
Ah. Childhood.
Hahaha that's great haha
Oh well she doesn't know any better
Lmao that's fuckin great
#25 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:18pm by 125wrestler
I'm pretty sure a cop will understand that this is a little kid who doesn't get that "drinking" in this context refers to alcohol. If you just had a milkshake, you'll be fine.
#26 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:19pm by deaditegirl
I used to think the same thing. I remember one time my mom had drunk half a glass of wine sometime before driving us to the grocery store, and she mentioned this, saying "you shouldn't drink and drive", and i gasped, "Oh no! I had a glass of milk!"
Wow... How does your kid not know how to shut up yet? Jeez...
#32 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:25pm by xoxcassandraaxox
And unless you really HAD been drinking, it's not an FML because you'd pass the test. You'd simply explain, "I had a milkshake, but I will happily take the sobriety test to prove my innocence" or something like that.
#33 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:25pm by silvermoonstar3
So you raised a kid who doesnt lie... good, except when she's trying to get you arrested. Perhaps she needs more love?
Haha! Kids have so funny comments sometimes. But sometimes funny comments are unappropriate
#36 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:26pm by TheCampbell94
hahaha,, kids always like that ,, I would kick his butt after that if i were you :D ,,
you should give him an award because he was saying the truth, ,
#41 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:32pm by castro4life
So pretty much everyone is talking shit about a 6 year old because they didn't know the cop meant alcohol?
#42 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:32pm by sirmixalot
aw that's cute.. hope you didn't get in trouble because of that though
#44 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:34pm by mylittlecrow
@42 alteast there is only shit talking, my father would have handed me my teeth after doing something like that regardless of being 6.
#2 ... Well His Child Is Only 6 Years Old.So She/He Probably Didnt Know What Drinking Meant In This Matter But Yheaa : This Is Sooo Hilarious.
#51 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:38pm by ihTzJasMine
wow, that sucks. Thats why im not having kids hahaha. Well, i bet you had a long with her haha.
#54 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:42pm by EricsDaMan
#51, Only the first word of a sentence, names, countries/cities and titles begin with a capital, all other words are written without any capitals.
Aww how cute haha little kids are awsome cause they say whatever they think
#57 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:44pm by laughinboy
Haha not relly an fml, but pretty funny. Cop probably let u off. Kids are funny...
#58 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:45pm by koala_king
you're retarded and all kids are like that, it's not an fml since all you had to drink was a milkshake, grow a pair and stop trying to get attention
#59 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:46pm by abyssion1337
lmao i love this. when i was little, i thought drinking and driving meant drinking ANYTHING. one time i like freaked out because my dad was drinking a diet coke while driving.
#62 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:50pm by australiaaaa
Awe, that sucks, I think I did a similar thing when I was a child. I didn't know that doing drugs meant doing illegal drugs, so when my dad said "I don't do drugs" I was like "Yes you do! You take medicine and stuff." Then again, that was in the privacy of my own home, and there were no police around. And I explained myself.
#63 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:51pm by Shlizabeth
little kids just don't get that stuff...it's okay (I hope)
#64 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:53pm by jollyholly414
Haha that's what I thought drinking was too when I was little. Once I heard someone say I haven't drunken in a year and I said to my mom; but wouldn't they be thirsty?! That's when I found out LOL
#67 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:54pm by islandbreeze
#4 Really? You're an idiot.
While I respect the fact that you don't want to have kids, you do realize how retarded you sound right?
"I'm not going to have kids because one day I will get pulled over by a cop and they will get me into trouble by saying I was 'drinking' when it was just a pop."
Get over yourself.
#68 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:55pm by genius_man16
Lol. I did things like that all the time when I was a kid. =D I once told my baby sitter that she would be prettier as a brunette because my mom always said that brunettes are the prettiest. She cried. LMAO. I agree with #18. XD
#69 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:56pm by Sweet_child_NOT
so what? im sure you passed the test. this is not an FML
#71 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:57pm by look_its_me
Damn all of you people are terrible... I think it's pretty funny
#72 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:57pm by sticky1213
lol i freaken hate wen kids do that gotta teach them not to talk wen adults are talking...i never did but then again if i inturrupted BAM! got smacked....
Pretty funny, but not a FML. I remember when I was little, like 5 or 6, my family was driving somewhere and my dad was drinking a bottle of orange juice. I told him he shouldn't drink and drive. I guess I thought it meant you shouldn't drink and drive at the same time...
#76 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:04pm by _elly_beth_
lol its funny how all the people who say they hate kids were once kids themselves....think about it lol
#78 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:06pm by cheer_leader247
for me, its not really that she misunderstood what the cop said, its that she turned you in and told on you like that lol.
#79 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:06pm by EricsDaMan
Is it just me, or are kids these days getting too comfortable with cops? These kids need to be taught to be uncomfortable around cops!
#81 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:12pm by haha_goodone
so after you explained the situation, how is this a fml? not a ydi either. just normal kid situation.
#82 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:14pm by isabella91
Oh no my kid didn't know about alchohol and let's all abuse the FUCKING SIX YEAR OLD. God how is it possible that people can be that stupid.
#84 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:16pm by thatswasup
I don't see why this is an FML. It would be worthy if you took the test and you got a DUI but not since nothing happened
I did that as well when i was a kid, except the cop then gave my mom a look and i said, "You were drinking coffee!" He just laughed and walked away.
That's cute :P I doubt you got into trouble. You should be able to pass a sobriety test after one milkshake ;)
It's understandable that the kid didn't realize what was meant by "drinking". The problem is your own kid ratted you out. You need to fix that pronto.
yea dude...explain it, take the test to confirm it, take your kid out for more ice cream to celebrate
#91 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:20pm by wolfman2012
#80, if you are trying to correct the OP, you are an idiot. His usage of the past perfect tense and past participle are both correct. Stop trying to correct people if you have no idea what you are talking about.
i used to think that drinking anything at all was bad for you. The first time I ever heard of being drunk (I was 7), i thought i was addicted to water! I literally refused to drink anything for about a week! That being said, that's the funniest thing ever! I'm sure it was cleared up and you got to explain to your kid how drinking a milkshake is not what the question was asking...... but in the meantime, lol
#95 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:28pm by newbieattech
So you explain to him that you had just been drinking a milkshake, theres probably an empty cup around... Maybe he makes you take a sobriety test and you pass. Holy shit, yes, FYL. Except not.
Omg! Did u tell the cop that it was a milkshake? That's kinds funny!
And #1, the kid was six! I think that's cute that they said that to the cop!
Why the frick is everyone saying "kill the kid" "beat that kid" "throw them out the window/door" ?! Seriously you guys are retarded.
@ OP :
Just tell the cop you were drinking a milkshake and then you will have to do take the test for nothing . Not that horrible . But when you get home explain to your child the meaning of "drinking"
#102 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:34pm by HeyThereGorgeous
I'm sure the officer understood when you explained it. They probably actually laughed when they got back to the cruiser.
#103 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:34pm by smalltowngirl88
LOL the kid isn't stupid she's just too young to understand. Hope you didn't get a ticket or anything.
Did you tell the cop??? You should explain to her what she did and never to do it again!
#106 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:36pm by JoshuaJosh
#80 is why I am afraid to go outside sometimes. I'm just expecting someone to drive on the sidewalk screaming out the window "WORDS AT THE BEGINNING OF A SENTENCE NEED TO BE CAPITALIZED!!!!!"
1, 7, 8, 16, and 21 - your ridiculous and really not funny!
#109 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:37pm by HeyThereGorgeous
I'm sure you could have just said,"All I drank was a milkshake."
Why would anyone take a child into a bar? Explain that too. ._.
#110 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:41pm by elsieenchanted
well, ur kid doesn't lie
u could just tell the police u drank a milk shake
#113 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:45pm by jessxoxo28
I think this would be a LOT funnier if the poor guy was actually blowing around .08. That would have made it so much sweeter.
lol, i cant believe people are taking this soo seriously. obviously they don't understand children.
actually a pretty funny-cute story. hopefully you passed the breathlyzer thingy and it was all good
#124 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:52pm by NatilaTekila
I almost did the same thing when I was younger. My parents always drink water and stuff when they're driving.
you should teach your child some manners.
really, your 6 year old thinks it's okay to just start screaming and interupt you?
that is the real FML.
oh and you might want to learn proper grammar
so you teach your child how to speak & write properly
so they aren't stupid as shit & annoying
Fuck you number 1, also I hope that the kid said it was a minlkshake
#128 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:56pm by rocker8877
Well yeah kids don't really understand. But this is common cause my sister is nine and freaks out when my grandma stays home and drinks beer. LOL
#129 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:57pm by killuhb
I hope you pointed out to the cop that it was only a milkshake.
#133 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:00pm by jdkfgkjdfb
You have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, but I have a straw that reaches acrooooooooooooooooosssssss the table. And I. drink. your. milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
#139 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:15pm by SailorSlytherin
#67
Your a complete loser all you do it sit on fml and post stupid commemts all the time. Then you have the nerve to talk shit about other people get a life dick.
#143 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:17pm by packersalldaway
I did that to my mom once when I was really little. No one made the distinction between liquor and milk, esp since my parents don't drink.
#146 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:22pm by blondemoment
haha, i have a friend, who, when she was little, would never drink anything in the car. xD
#150 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:27pm by anonymous_user
is this really an FML? did they check you? like i don't get it.... what's shitty about this?
#151 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:28pm by andbreathe
I got a DUI after passing all tests and blowing 0.00 but mentioned that I smoked weed an hour ago because he could smell it. What a small dick prick FML at the time but my case got dropped. So FTheCopsL
You need to teach ur kid that snitches get stitches.
I remember when I was little i was asked what I wanted to do when I grew up.
I said that I wanted to be an alcoholic, just like my dad.
lol. I was such a dumb ass!
#14 your a dumbass. can you provide a logical answer you moron? the guy who said most ppl who comment on FML are dumbasses is right.
Back when I was a little kid I was in a similar situation, haha. Except when the cop asked if my dad had been drinking, I piped up and said I was, raising my water bottle...
#161 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:44pm by Agrajagged
Kids are cute.. even though they are so irritating in situations like that :D ha.
#167 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:56pm by lich
LOL you should explain to her what the police officer meant by "drinking".. But still, I don't understand how this is an FML
This is such a funny fml omg that kid sounds effing adorable :)
#174 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:59pm by livelovelaugh25
LOL aw that's cute. Kids are funny. Anyway a quick sobriety test should have cleared up any misunderstanding.
#176 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:03pm by McLaughlane
So what take a breath test and tell the cops it was a milkshake
#177 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:05pm by GIRAFFEOFGOD
Dude thy fuckin sucks. Go old school and give him a good wippin(; jkjk don't(:
#179 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:08pm by Creeperrrr
4 - I love you. You are one of the few people that agrees with me. :D
Your kid is a cute little doofus. I hope that if I ever do have kids, it'll be one like your son.
FYL.
P.S. Is 'drunk' even a word?
Im a cop, we never ask if sum1 is drinking because they can easily lie, but its not protocol
even if u faked this(not saying u did, this happened to me once wehn I pulled over somebody and their 5 yr old boy started screaming" DADDY HAS BEEN DRINKING!!!" funniest moment in my life
I hate fucking kids. They are just little retards who say and do whatever they feel. You can't blame him for saying this, but you can't blame me for hating it. All children should be brutally murdered. We should genetically create people as adults so that they are born into a mature a age.
What happened?
Ur child is so stupid ur child should know what a cop means when hey says have u been drinking
Tell the kid that it was his fault
That mommy cries at night
#187 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:28pm by Guyoverhere
lol that was so funny. I can't beleive the comments I am hearing, OP your kid is not dumb when I was 6 I thought the term drinking meant literally 'drinking a non alcoholic beverage.' I remember when I was little I saw my mom drinking coffee while driving and I told her 'Mom, don't drink and drive!' she only laughed at me, she didn't correct me because she thought it was cute.
To the point, I thought this was funny and I am sure the cop would have understood. Hopefully.
185 - :O That's kinda... harsh. Kids can't be expected to know everything in the world. It was a goddamn fucking six year old. You must be very expectant.
I hope very much that no kids come into your hands. If they do, I will be reading obituaries in the newspaper by the next morning...
I hope the police officer didn't take your child seriously. He should notice that they're younger and probably have no idea what that actually means in the real world. Technically they were right when they said you were drinking; they just didn't get it exactly right...
You should have probably passed the test anyway. You drank a milkshake, not alcohol. The cop would be able to tell when you walked a straight line /and/ passed the breathalyzer test.
#192 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:34pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
Milkshake huh? So THATS what they call drinks these days ;)
#193 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:35pm by Jeff_Dunham
Well judging by your screen name and profile picture you must be one girly father.
#204 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:05pm by mordantennui
oh my gosh i hate people that are saying i hate kids on here.
she's only 6 years old!! she doesn't know. you were probably like that too when you were a kid. and besides i mean it's not like she ruined the guy's life by saying that... he probably passed the breathalyzer. seriously all of you guys just need to shut up. what have kids ever done to you; it's ignorant adults like you that are screwing up everything.
#207 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:16pm by maggie_gxx
#2 Yes!
Any kid who gets the instinctive reaction to go "he's/she's lying!" about his or her parents, even more so to a stranger, URGH. There's something pretty wrong there.
In a way, YDI, because your kid is like that at least in part by your fault.
agree with #14
it may be considered child-like behavior
orrrrr
it can be considered snitch-y behavior. very annoying if so and you've raised your child improperly. he will the kid that nobody in school likes if you don't change him
I did something similar to that when I was seven, except there was no cop.
I blame the schools for telling me that drinking and driving was bad, yet they didn't give a clear explanation to what 'drinking' meant. Its probably still like that today. :|
For everyone saying kids r idiots he the idiot I'm pretty sure 6 year olds don't know wat they mean by drinking
#214 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:30pm by HaHa_Sux4_U
Ydi bad parenting would have been fml if the kid was younger like 3
#215 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:40pm by commanderadama
Based on the FML, I imagine the OP is in England...and also, in U.S.A, cops can not pull you over without probable cause. Maybe it's different in England?
Either way, kids have no concept of when it is or is not ok to say certain things. This is one of those times where I would love a 'get over it' button.
That's the cutesy thing ever, well it's upseting if you got in trouble, but it's just too funny to get mad at! :)
#218 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:50pm by rachel3284
Damn need to put kid in check chris brown status hahaha
#221 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:00pm by TUnitDaMonster
I'm sure that wouldve been easy to explain to the cops. Plus, why are you a man with two teen girls as your pic?? Hmm??
#222 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:02pm by familyguyfan
Hehehe! :D All hail naughty 6 year old! Thats epic!! FYL hope you didn't like..get framed by your 6 year old
@ 182 You're retarded. Is drunk a word? Seriously? Do you honestly think that every English speaking person is a moron? "I'm drunk." Go out to a bar on a Saturday night and you'll hear that. It's the past participle form of the verb drink. "I have drunk a milkshake" is the precise way to say it. Everyone on here who's trying to correct the OP's English should just shut up. He obviously has a better mastery of the English language than half of the retarded 15 year olds on here.
This is really cute though, I hope my kids are this funny. But you should teach him/her some manners. Children should not interrupt adults when they are talking. It's understandable only because she's still six.
What was in that milkshake????
im sure the cop understood.....
#239 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:04pm by TheBlackParade
awww ;) how cute . I would have asked her in front of the cop what you had drank. also the sobriety test proved you innocent but still, FYL
Yeah... where's the FML in here? If you had added in a "I was then arrested for drinking a milkshake", that would be an FML. Since you didn't put that in, I figure nothing actually happened and everything is fine, you just want some attention. This is F*CK my life dot com, not hey-something-funny-happened-to-me dot com.
I love all the people complaining how certain FMLs aren't epic enough...please shut off your computer, leave your mother's basement, and go search for excitement elsewhere. I agree with #14.
#244 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:24pm by roflcopterlmao
@ 237: Saying "I drank a milkshake" is better, not "I have drunk." (sorry for double post, it wouldn't let me edit mine. :
#245 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:27pm by roflcopterlmao
so steak and shake serves alcoholic milkshakes now?!
#246 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:28pm by anniesaysbueno
but it doesnt matter, as long as you passsed the breathalizer
#253 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:48pm by lindzXcore
Well you taught your kid not to lie, and she held you to what you taught her.
That's a good thing. Hopefully you were sober.
#256 - On 06/04/2009 at 8:56pm by metalmoose
#68 - I don't want children, but my comment was a joke. I thought the ridiculously high number of "reasons" and the little smiley I used indicated that.
#182 - Why, thank you.
#262 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:34pm by ladycoyote
My little sister just as nosy and ignorant, but there only kids w/e. Also fyl
#267 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:51pm by tomarino13
LMAO just noticed ur kid is a genius, you should be eating/drinking while driving LOL
#269 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:54pm by tomarino13
#14 said it perfectly snitches get stitches should of bought a ice cream cone eat it in front of he or she and dont buy them one punishment!
#276 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:07pm by ithedarkknight
Your picture doesn't look like your old enough to have a 6 year old daughter... U look like a 16 year old in your pic.
Well technically you DID drink.... Another reason not to have kids, Too late for you.
#288 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:55pm by Blackdeathrose
haha you did drink a beverage and your son didn't know any better i guess... and if you didn't drink any alcohol then your kid couldn't of got you in any trouble ummmmm... i could go for a milkshake right now ;)
unless your milkshake had some baileys in it, i'm sure you passed the sobriety test.
#292 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:19pm by BalenciagaBetch9
This must be fake. A police officer needs to have a reason to pull you over i.e. a moving violation. Otherwise the driver had wiskey plates, which would make this a big fml. To drive drunk with a kid under 16 gives you a much harder fine, if he had wiskey plates the cop really would have checked him out after that.
#293 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:20pm by vcjesusfreak
Omg hahahaha that's fucked up LOL...kids lol....I feel for u though!
#294 - On 06/04/2009 at 11:30pm by TriNiBaByDoLL
haha ths really funny...and y r some of u bitching about this i meen i know its not an FML but its still pretty funny, made me smile :)
That sucks.
And #60, you comment on like every fml and are a dick everytime. Fyourlife.
#304 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:20am by frigid_days
I remember crying once when I was about four or five...because "daddy was drinking and driving." I had seen the "Don't drink and drive" ads on television...and then I saw his cup on the dashboard...filled with coffee. That's when he explained the difference to me about what was said and what was meant.
#309 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:35am by The_Sadist
I did something similar once. When I was really young I saw my mom drinking a coke while driving, and I started telling her not to do that because I had heard on tv that it was bad to "drink and drive".
;)
I had a cop pull me over once and ask if I had been drinking cause i was going 15 under the speed limit. I said "yeah, I just drank some vitamin water"...
#312 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:18am by PollySighDevil
he should have said, "yeah my daughter drinks as well."
#314 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:26am by hotjavalava
I won't tell you to wait until you get home..and then beat your six year old until (s)he is half retarded...but remember that those stairs are REAL tricky :P
#316 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:57am by DizzyDemon0
I woulda beat my kid... That's why I don't smoke weed in front of my 6 year old anymore
#320 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:17am by fukmylife2
No need to punish her, when I was 6 my mom asked me y u shouldn't drink and drive so I said because u mite spill ur drink
but if you didnt drink..how is this an fml? there were ZERO repocussions. none. not even embarrassment. it was a comical moment shared by you all.
this is definately not the place to post this. youre an idiot.
#326 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:07am by organisedchaos
#185 Fuck you! you were a 'little retard' once yourself so you should be 'brutally murdered' asshole.
i think the kid is adorable
The OP DID use correct grammar, you idiots. "Have drunk" is the past perfect tense, with a form of "to have" + a past participle. "Drank" is the past tense.
I have drunk = correct
I drank= correct
Lol. I love how #121 misspelled "retard" Hey, OP! you're a reeeeeard! XP
#331 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:13am by Sweet_child_NOT
aw, to everyone saying that the kid is a snitch - he didnt know any better ?
like the guy said, he's only six years old!
to him, drinking is considering consuming any beverage.
#334 - On 06/05/2009 at 11:40am by FrootLoops_
Oh so it's I had drank??
I guess the dictionary must be wrong!
"Base Form drink / Past Simple drank / Past Participle drunk / Gerund drinking
Past Perfect
We had drunk all the water before the order arrived."
Lol, Kimmiko. That made my day. I hate it when idiots think they know what they're talking about. =D
#339 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:15pm by Sweet_child_NOT
Uhmmm ur pic is a girl... I highly doubt this one is real...
#342 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:27pm by blahbablah
"he's right, officer. i have a drinking problem." then pour your milkshake on your head. "see?"
#344 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:52pm by amazingkate
You should've said "yeah that kid is right. i did drink. a milkshake. But never mind my son officer. He doesn't know he's adopted"
how is this an fml? Your kid said you were drinking...so what? The cop gives you a breathalyzer. If you weren't drinking, you pass, not an fml. If you were drinking, still not an fml, because it's your fault for drinking and driving.
#347 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:58pm by AmyLynn0721
So what? U only had a milkshake anyway ...RIGHT???????? Unless the milkshake has some alcohol on it LOL.
#349 - On 06/05/2009 at 10:59pm by atrialfib29
well the kid is right. you would still pass the breathalyzer if you really weren't drinking, so quit bitchin..
what did the cop respond with? as long as he knew it was a milkshake you drank, it's okay. therefore this shouldn't be an FML
if the cop believed the kid and assumed you were drinking alcohol and got in trouble for it, that's when it's an FML
Awww, your kid was just being honest! At 6 years old, he/she wouldn't know that the cop meant drinking booze.
Your child's clearly an annoying prat. I'm sick of people going on about how stupid annoying obnoxious stuff that children do is "cute". It's up there with saying "Aw, bless" when a spoilt little shit does something irritating on my list of pet hates.
#358 - On 06/07/2009 at 8:04pm by godyourethick
I think every kid in America thinks this. I remember when I was five or six and I saw my first "never drink and drive" commercial, and then later I got in the car with my dad who was drinking a can of Pepsi. I was terrified.
#359 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:04pm by Grand_Marquis
LOL Grounded for life. Of course he didn't know what the cop meant, but I'm sure you ended up fine...
No officer, but I might be committing some child abuse later.
#362 - On 06/11/2009 at 7:51pm by FoundManyLemons
not as uncommon as you think......
when I was a kid, my mom used to use a wine glass to drink tea and one time our neighbor came around in the morning asking for something and I said "sorry, mom can't come to the door right now, she's having wine" :/ same deal, only less funny...
also, #362 has a point..... x)
So what's the problem? Didn't you explain that you'd had a milkshake and passed the test?
#364 - On 06/16/2009 at 12:21am by insinuendo
Haha thats cute what the kid did.
But all u had to do was explain and they test u dont they?
#365 - On 06/19/2009 at 1:04am by Alice_Cullen7
aw .
FYL !
bt yuu culdaa jus toldd at to the cop .
bt if my dauqhter did at she wuldaa qotta whoppinq when we qot home !
#366 you have some serious issues man. i men who the hell beats their kids anymore? asshole
#369 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:20pm by stronascurge
Thats weird, for me at least, i never got the inclination to rat out my parents to anyone
#368 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:02pm by GrimReaper973
I did something similar once. A cop pulled my mom over and he asked if she had ran the stop sign. She said "no" and I said "I think you did, mom" right in front of the cop. Luckily he let her off the hook, but my mom was not about to do the same. haha
I think its more worrying your kid is 6 and doesn't know the difference between 'he' and 'she' yet
#371 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:49pm by whiteinsheffield
a simple explanation of the milkshake would have sufficed I'm sure the officer would have realized what your kid was talking about. if it really came down to it breathalizer would have proved you right.
I turned out of the wrong entrance in a parkinglot causing me to neon the wrong side of the road because of a medium, it was late at night no traffics so I turned around cop pulled me over. almost gave me a breathalizer but I got off Scot free.
#373 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:35pm by Averageman
