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Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48216) - you deserved it (15737)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

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You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter.

Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 7:57pm by AlphaC

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Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.

#5 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:00pm by justme001

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