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Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML
You have a five year old daughter. That immediately exempts you from being called gay or unmanly. You're not gay/unmanly because you have neon-green fingernails. You're a parent of a five year old daughter.
Cheer up, it's not THAT bad.
Hey, it means you participate in your kid's life. Good for you, eff anyone who would say otherwise.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014