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Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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LOL!!!! I laughed so hard reading this fml.
Now everybody in the train is looking at me.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 7:31am by fish1806

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It could have been worse. You could have woken up with the kid sitting next to you and him be watching the porn, when the parents walked in.

#5 - On 03/09/2009 at 10:58am by silverling

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