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Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 12:49pm - kids - by wetbutt (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Wow, your brother is one smart fella

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:03pm by omgepiphany

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why is it that girls are always so adamant about leaving the seat down? do guys yell at girls if the seat is down, and we have to use the very small amount of effort needed to lift the seat? cause that's pretty much the same thing

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:06pm by wolfking

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