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Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40466) - you deserved it (24849)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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How you mistake boogers for nutri-grain is beyond me....

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:05pm by JackR1104

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that sucks... a lot

#1 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:05pm by tjh116

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