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Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (4439)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

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Well at least you know it's not working.....=)

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:25am by Bojana

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Oh god, who cares.

#9 - On 05/23/2009 at 7:16am by hypoxxia

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