Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Comment this

Top of the page

The comments are deactivated because of reasons.

Top comments

  • It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

    #1 - On 11/18/2015 at 3:40am by amburrjade

    See in context

  • He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

    #2 - On 11/18/2015 at 3:41am by iipinkette

    See in context