Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
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It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.
#1 - On 11/18/2015 at 3:40am by amburrjade
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He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.
#2 - On 11/18/2015 at 3:41am by iipinkette
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