Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

by BrandonDrapeau / 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • That has to be THE most uncomfortable sentence one could say to a parent.

    #4 - On 08/03/2015 at 3:36am by MegasaurusRex89

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  • Did somebody beat you to a sex talk with your son, OP?
    ...Now that I think about it, it was probably the internet.

    #6 - On 08/03/2015 at 3:36am by Miss_Mandi

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