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Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13288) - you deserved it (44878)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by whoopsiedoodle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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f YOUR life?? f HIS life- hes the one who had to see you without your underwear!

#6 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:08pm by XblahhX

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well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:01pm by charlottex33

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