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Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (12612)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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you really needed to impress a three year old?

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:05am by ceecee794

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Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

#2 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:06am by ArtsySwag

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