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Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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you really needed to impress a three year old?

#1 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:05am by ceecee794

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Alternatively, you could have said you don't have one and explained to the kid that you don't have to have a significant other to be happy if she asked why. Way to help enforce society's beliefs that anyone who isn't in a relationship isn't a complete or happy person.

And how are you so insecure that you care what a 3-year-old thinks?

#4 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:11am by deaditegirl

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