Higher than the sun

By Bad Dad - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML
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karatekid97 17

You've got to be kitten me.

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HappyItalian 38

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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karatekid97 17

You've got to be kitten me.

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Journiexo 18

Well you gotta admit, it was the purrfect plan..!

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tony1891 22

no need to get a cattitude about it.

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KittyLahv 27

Cat you guys think of any original puns? :p

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incoherentrmblr 21

Cats out of the bag I guess...

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XCanadianBloodX 6

You need to have a serious talk with him right meow

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badluckalex 23

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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Curtis66 19

meow it's time to talk to him about drugs.

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mif_fml 27

Of course not. Everyone knows you can't get high off of catnip. You have to use oregano.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Yea especially in a state where weed is legal...

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DanielleinDC 33

Not if you're 15. I'm pretty sure that in states where marijuana is legal, you still have to be 18 (or is it 21?) to use it.

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sayyestothedress 24

#22 and while we're at it, why don't we buy alcohol and give it to toddlers! *she says in a sarcastic voice*

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HappyItalian 38

*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*

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Sandsh8rk 36

*insert bad pun reply that will get downvoted here*

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Ki11erC 18

Swear these "insert" lines get used more than the thing they are taking the piss of these days.

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Exhayle 20

What does that even mean? Please, don't do that again.

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iamatoadkisser 15

Well I've heard that catnip pretty much makes cats high......... Who knows he might have a thing going there

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lil_ham1644 29

People can soak catnip in water for tea & it can be used to calm you down a little. It doesn't make you high though. It actually tastes pretty good.

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jarrodleski 2

catnip does have some similar effects of marijuana but much milder. you can smoke or put on dip of catnip in and it will make you drowsy, that's it really.

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Smiley_70 22

Time to buy him some dope for a dope. Just kidding a education is in need.

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Chente_313 15

He has to be catful with what he does.

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