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Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41110) - you deserved it (5081)

On 08/29/2014 at 5:22pm - kids - by Quincy_Ethan - United States (Texas)

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If they're young enough to have such thought processes, supervision is key.

#4 - On 08/30/2014 at 6:15am by PerditaDessa

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And somehow children have cell phones.

#5 - On 08/30/2014 at 6:18am by ruckfules85

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