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Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

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Hey, Satan! :D

Good to know you exist!

#1 - On 08/29/2014 at 1:24pm by DestinyNiya

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That's when you call him Satan's Spawn

#5 - On 08/29/2014 at 1:24pm by brookenicolee29

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