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Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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I would tell him to say it again, but record it. Then show that to his parents. Similar situation happened to me and that worked out. Just don't openly show the phone is out, pretend you're texting.

#3 - On 07/16/2014 at 7:02pm by Since1998

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What a brat.

#1 - On 07/16/2014 at 7:01pm by Crenny

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