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Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56748) - you deserved it (18766)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

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No bacon? What's wrong with him

#1 - On 06/25/2014 at 12:34pm by militaryguy95

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Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

#2 - On 06/25/2014 at 12:35pm by Gunman9998

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