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Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

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aw fuck man, sorry about that.

#1 - On 06/17/2014 at 3:00am by mufasaniqqa

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That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.

#2 - On 06/17/2014 at 3:00am by MondRubberduck

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