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Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

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So is it pronounced you anchors because if so idk what the bad word is

#2 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:36pm by OBTrice

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Lol that sucks, I am pretty sure if you explain he would understand.

#1 - On 06/03/2014 at 7:33pm by hotbutthurttoast

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