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Today, I found out my son has a new hobby after seeing a picture on the internet: putting realistic-looking stickers of spiders at the bottom of my coffee mugs. My wife was scared half to death this morning after downing a cup of coffee and then glancing the cup's bottom. FML


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On 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug (man) - United States (California)

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He likes to spin his web of deceit.

#1 - On 05/15/2014 at 3:59am by sarkaar

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haha he's got a good sense of humour :).

#2 - On 05/15/2014 at 4:00am by Stheno

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