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Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from 3rd grade and figured out how to play the highest pitch note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of ibuprofen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:28am - kids - by missmom83 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

#3 - On 04/24/2014 at 12:51pm by LCPLStewie

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