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Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

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Little brothers are a pain sometimes. Thankfully they grow up.

#1 - On 04/08/2014 at 8:18pm by ThomasBombadil

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If he isn't nicer someone might actually throw something at his face...

#4 - On 04/08/2014 at 8:20pm by not_happening

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