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Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37165) - you deserved it (12043)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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At least he knows how to problem solve?

#2 - On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm by AlexaWuzHere

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Sit him down and say "Son, urine some trouble." He won't understand it but it will still be somewhat entertaining.

#4 - On 04/07/2014 at 4:55pm by SnapTail6

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