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Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47928) - you deserved it (5923)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

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I feel bad, but that's a bit of karma. A bit more than he bargained for, but still.

#1 - On 04/02/2014 at 6:56pm by shorty6823

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What badass mugs kids?

#3 - On 04/02/2014 at 6:57pm by kinky44

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