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Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

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At least she knows her math!

#1 - On 03/30/2014 at 12:29pm by klc20071989

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Don't cry over spilt milk OP.

#6 - On 03/30/2014 at 12:31pm by ThomasBombadil

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