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Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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They grow up so fast. :']

#1 - On 03/12/2014 at 5:40am by TheGreatAlexande

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Not too long now before you catch him yanking his doodle. Hopefully he doesn't sing about that one.

#3 - On 03/12/2014 at 5:42am by jtthegr8

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