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Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (3510)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

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Well, breast is best.

#2 - On 02/28/2014 at 12:22pm by allie2590

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I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

#3 - On 02/28/2014 at 12:24pm by AcieMcG

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