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Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42046) - you deserved it (21842)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

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Hey, at least you raised a smart kid :)

#1 - On 02/06/2014 at 2:18am by Paradoxxxx

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I would be proud.

#2 - On 02/06/2014 at 2:19am by x89codered89x

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