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Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

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On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Discipline. Use it.

#1 - On 01/16/2014 at 5:24pm by kurodansei

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Must not hurt too bad considering you don't have balls to discipline and discuss your daughter's actions with her. She's 7! Come on, man! Grow a pair.

#7 - On 01/16/2014 at 5:27pm by alexmac222

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